florida: happy chrismis
cali: is chrismin
indiana: merry crisis
pennsylvania: merry chrysler
ohio: they've been planning that since november
wisconsin: i guess that's ok-
ohio: november 2016
wisconsin: oh
colorado: do you think it will snow this christmas?
alaska: do you not get snow on christmas?
hawaii: wELL some of us don't get snow at all, thank you very much
florida: yeah ass-ka, listen to your girlfriend
alaska: WE'RE JUST BEST FRIENDS
maryland: ooo another friends to livers ship
maryland: *lovers
nebraska: mmm i love me some friends to livers
new hampshire: i know! they start as friends and then they become livers 😍 like so romantic 💞
maryland: i hot when you guys do this
maryland: *HATE
maryland: FUCK
mississippi: I HOT YOU TOO
new jersey: I HOT ALL OF YOU
alabama: "i hot you" sounds like a way a cocaine addicted stoner on a discord server would say "i love you"
minnesota: whenever i want to tell one of you i love you, i will say i hot you instead
oregon: omg i hot you guys so much 🥺🥰
missouri: 😳😳😳 woah calm down bucko atleast take washington to dinner first
washington: i wasn't even talking tf
nevada: so who's gonna hang up the mistletoe
arkansas: i will and while i'm at it i'll hang myself too
kansas: s i g h
kansas: this is going to be a long chrysler
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states do be texting doe 😳
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