virginia: NEW JERSEY
new jersey: yeah, yeah, i'm late for rehearsal. can't you just come to my house
virginia: you have a fucking tree growing out of your roof and your house plants have completely taken over, like hell i'm going to your house
arkansas: why are you guys meeting up?
wyoming: is one of you a drug dealer?
georgia: and wouldn't nj know how to take care of plants if he's the garden state?
virginia: 1. we meet up on sundays to come up with state songs.
2. i don't think so
3. nj is a terrible garden state
minnesota: neither of you have state songs? that's sad
west virginia: actually virginia got a state song in 1997
new jersey: >:0
vermont: oop exposed 🤭
virginia: jersey, if you yell at me i'll tell them who you have a crush on
pennsylvania: W H O ?????
new jersey: IOWA AND ILLINOIS HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DATING
illinois: BITCH
kansas: HAH, ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN SPOTTED
south dakota: MONTANA IS IN LOVE WITH IDAHO
montana: yOU HOE
montana: BOTH SOUTH AND NORTH DAKOTA HAVE CRUSHES ON MINNESOTA
minnesota: W H A T
vermont: I'M GAY
new hampshire: WE KNEW THATAVSHAKKVAKQHJWN
florida: CHAOS HAS ERUPTED AND I AM HERE FOR IT
hawaii: TEXAS HUGGED ALASKA AFTER THE VIETNAM WAR
texas: WELL YOU KISSED HIM WHILE DRUNK
hawaii: :0
alaska: :0
virginia: new jersey's crush is rhode btw
rhode island: what? i was sleeping
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
