nevada:
california:
nevada:
idaho: I just woke up and I'm already so confused
new hampshire: go back to bed
nevada: california is being really horny on the discord chat
utah: you guys have a discord chat?
washington: you're literally in it
utah: i don't pay attention to most things sorry
nebraska: mood
wisconsin: why did nevada and california have those pictures though?
indiana: meme purposes
colorado: india get s it
indiana: it's indiana
colorado changed indiana name to "india"
virginia: how high are you today, colo?
colorado: 420'69
florida: niiiiiceee
louisiana: niiiiiceee
colorado: nah, i'm actually 5'8
virgina: that's not what I meant-
california: aNYWAY LETS TALK ABOUT THE BAND
california: i got us our first gig 😎
west virginia: when?
california: in two hours
illinois: we haven't rehearsed at all wtf
california: don't worry. i'll give you all an inspirational speech and we'll win
north carolina: that's not how real life works but ok
iowa: we can't just pull a 80's sports movie cali
oregon: yeah, if we're going to the 80's let's go to the breakfast club instead
michigan: yes
california: g u y s -
new mexico: shut up cali, i'd be a great john bender
west virginia: bitch please
texas: "bitch please" to both of y'all
texas: i am the superior john bender
illinois: guys the breakfast club was filmed in my state, i deserve bender's role
california: guys pls
illinois: shuT UP CALI
arizona: i'll be andrew
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states do be texting doe 😳
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