delaware: did you ever go through a homestuck phase
pennsylvania: wtf
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alabama: ok, i'm leading cali to the eiffel tower rn
mississippi: it's 4am
mississippi: dumbass
alabama: oh that's why she's screaming at me to bring her back home
georgia: BRING HER HOME NOOB
arkansas: yeah loser
alabama: i am getting bullied omg
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loui: did you bring her home??
alabama: no, i'm actually taking her on a valentine's day scavenger hunt now
missouri: it is april
alabama: yeah but she doesn't know that yet
alabama: nevada come to the eiffel tower at 6pm as planned
nevada: this is colorado, i forgot my phone at home but nevada is too busy picking out gifts
nevada: it's like she's getting married or something
wyoming: damn, foreshadowing???? 😳
montana: no, nevada wouldn't
ohio: yes she would
montana: NO
ohio: YES
west virginia: huh
ohio: we made a bet back in 2005 to see where nevada would propose
ohio: i said the eiffel tower, and she chose alleyway next to casino while nevada was drunk
virginia: calm down you two
virginia: we don't know if nevada is going to propose yet
arkansas: wow, marriage
arkansas: sounds kinda gay ngl
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
