cali: guys why haven't you been texting 😔
kansas: none of us wanted to text here in the first place.
pennsylvania: sorry, i've been having a boy meets world marathon with the homies connecticut, rhode island, jersey, york
rhode island: i'm still mad that cory and shawn never got together
rhode island: like their bromance is killing me 🥺
new york: yeah, they could've made them a thing tbh, it aired 1993-2000 and LGBT+ couples were mostly accepted at the time
maine: york if you think about it, you and jersey are like cory and shawn
new jersey: how?
oregon: york is shawn, he has daddy issues and feels like he's on the wrong side of the tracks most of the time
new york: i don't have a dad
washington: uh-huh what about italy and the netherlands
new york has left the chat
new mexico: christ
oregon: new jersey is cory because he's average and is always trying to keep new york from making stupid-ass decisions.
florida: delaware can be mr. feeney :0
utah: new hampshire can be mr. turner
utah: but who would be topanga?
illinois: no topanga, cory and shawn
oklahoma: but-
ohio: the story is different in new jersey meets world
new jersey: "new jersey meets world"?
ohio: it's boy meets world but topanga doesn't exist, cory and shawn get together, and all the characters are states.
vermont: nice
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states do be texting doe 😳
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