florida: i think i'm high
mississippi: how do you THINK you're high?
florida: idk i was at colorado's house and breathed in some air and now all i see are angry chairs
oklahoma: omfg colorado you get high so often that if you even fuckING BREATHE in your house—
colorado: you also get high, yes
louisiana: i'm coming over there to get you bro hold on
florida: sanks lube
new jersey: wtf
florida: *loub
florida: *lou
virginia: thank god that's what you meant
maryland: shush virgin he could've meant both
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georgia: ooo, they fucking too? 😯👀
alabama: are you assuming they've never fucked before?
arkansas: omg
north carolina: don't all best friends fuck tho?
south carolina: just say no homo 🙄💅
alabama: they diDN'T SAY NO HOMO
kansas: 🤭
kentucky: that's pretty serious
minnesota: wait why do you know all this al?
mississippi: i also knew
montana: what?! how?!
alabama: we're neighbors with them remember?
washington: oh that makes sense
oregon: so who's bottom 😳
alabama: WOAH
oregon: WE WERE ALL THINKING IT
alaska: i bet its florida
hawaii: why?
alaska: don't know, he seems like a bratty bottom at times
massachusetts: he does
alabama: lou is the bottom 👁👅👁
new hampshire: i feel like we should've seen the whole "louisiana x florida" thing coming.
connecticut: why?
new hampshire: 1. they're roommates
indiana: oh my god they were roommates
new hampshire: 2. the b on their bromance shirts wore out and now it just says romance
new hampshire: and they haven't replaced them
new hampshire: 3. all bromances are just gae tbh
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louisiana: very fair points
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