arizona: biden won
maine: oh cool but we would've kNOWN EARLIER IF IT WASN'T FOR N E V A D A
nevada: i was on a date with cali relax
cali: actually we were going on a date next week
nevada: babe shush
illinois: hOLY CRAP
south dakota: i kNOW RIGHT
arkansas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nevada: did you guys not know that me and cali were dating?
south dakota: no we been knew
arkansas: me and sd were listening to alec benjamin songs and absolutely just hsnsidhsj
illinois: and then i joined them and oh my god
new mexico: yeah his music is really good
arkansas: yOU LIKE HIS MUSIC TOO? GET YOUR FLIPPING BUTT OVER HERE
new mexico: i'm kind of busy
new mexico: oh she's already at my house
new mexico: with a gun
florida: remember if you get shot, stop drop and roll
mississippi: that's for fire, dicknips
florida: not true! i saw someone get shot and they stopped dropped and rolled
alabama: i think you saw a murder dude
florida: well let's say METAPHORICALLY that that person was me
iowa: omfg someone shot you
florida: don't worry the person who shot me said sorry
minnesota: wHO SHOT YOU
florida: some douche names florida
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...