kansas: i've had this question for awhile
kansas: can we have zodiac signs?
pennsylvania: i'm a sagittarius
georgia: shouldn't our zodiac signs depend on when we were found?
pennsylvania: then i'm an aries
new mexico: stars are really cool tho..
connecticut: iKR
connecticut: i mEAN THERE'S SO MANY AND THEY'RE SO COOLPHDWHGEHC
oklahoma: lol texas look at those nerds
texas: i also think stars are cool
oklahoma: what
texas: and don't act like you don't stargaze with oregon and connecticut
oklahoma: w H a T
texas: and join us to watch meteor showers
vermont: oop, exposed 🤭
oklahoma: shut uP I NEED TO PROTECT YOU GUYS FROM ALIENS
kentucky: yoOOOOOOOO THOSE ARE REAL?!
tennessee: NO
new hampshire: TENNE, SHUT UP. ALIENS
hawaii: A L I E N S ! ?
idaho: ALIENS
hawaii: :DDDDD
cali: o k, sO I HAVE ALL THIS PROOF LINED UP ANd-
utah: aLIENS AREN'T REAL
colorado: oh REALLY? WHAT IS RHODE ISLAND THEN????
nevada: guys, i have area 51, i'll tell you guys
cali: if you say they don't exist it's over 🥰
utah: if you say they aren't real i'll tell you about some embarrassing cali stories
cali: bitch
nevada: aliens are..
cali: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
nevada: ✨real✨
cali: ☺️
utah: wait a damn minute, you only said they were real because cali threatened you with violence—
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
