arkansas: i just stole the declaration of independence
georgia: why tho
florida: lol nice
cali: good
delaware: wHAT
arkansas: yeah i kinda just grabbed it and went home
delaware: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU CAN GET IN
kansas: you know this is all your fault's
kentucky: how is it all of our fault's?
kansas: you told her to be a little more adventurous
delaware: wE DIDN'T MEAN THAT WE WANTED YOU TO BECOME NICOLAS CAGE
connecticut: wait this is actually pretty cool
delaware: honey please
pennsylvania: awe 💕
connecticut: now that arkansas is a criminal we can ride the rails and do other criminal things :D !!
minnesota: where would we go?
washington added london to the chatroom
new york: oh this bitch
london: oh this bitch
washington: calm down you two, i just invited london because he's run away before
london: you thought i was going to help?
london: this was all a trick to invite tokyo, moscow, and other states from different countries
massachusetts: F U C K HE TRICKED US
london: indeed
alaska removed london from the chat
alaska: no way i'm seeing moscow again
hawaii: oh yeah you're from russia
hawaii: what were the republics like?
alaska: omfg i hated them so much
alaska: i hate them more than i hate texas
oklahoma: woah
arizona: G U Y S HOW ARE WE GONNA RUN AWAY
new mexico: we USE OUR LEGS
arizona: dON'T YOU SMHDNEBSN
montana: what happened to him
new mexico: he went to the 4th dimension, he'll be right back
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
