new jersey: i'm barely gonna make it to chapter 50
new york: so you already found out about the assassin
new jersey: what
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oklahoma changed the chatroom name to "texas is a little bitch boy"
texas: WHAT
texas: WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO CHANGE THE THING
texas: ALSO IM NOT LITTLE, IM THE BIGGEST STATE????
alaska: 🧍♂️
oklahoma changed the chatroom name to "texas is a big bitch boy????"
utah: somehow worse
nevada: no that's even better
alabama: texas that should be your wrestling name
mississippi: he doesn't wrestle
georgia: "in this corner we have,,, big bitch boy!!! 🤬😱"
georgia: *said in wrestling announcer voice*
vermont: wait are we just gonna leave the chat name that
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iowa: HEKOSP
iowa: JELP
iowa: helpss
iowa: HELP
ohio: 🐚☀️🌊💦hekosp💦🌊☀️🐚
💃🥀💋👠jelp👠💋🥀💃
🌻🌙⭐️🌼helpss 🌼⭐️🌙🌻
indiana: iowa what did you do???
iowa: I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A ROCK AND I THINK I CRACKED MY TOOTH OPEN????? MAYBE????? IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND IM BLEEDING
south dakota: crunchy 😋❤️
michigan: HOW DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT A ROCK DUMBASS
iowa: IT WAS COLORFUL AND CANDY SHAPED
kansas: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND IT????
iowa: ON THE ROOF
kansas: WHY WOULD THERE BE CANDY ON THE ROOFSSHHSHDTHDHFUJFJDJ
iowa: @illinois take me to the hospital
nevada: smh u guys, i'm preparing for my epic date and apparently iowa just HAS TO go to the hospital 🙄
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
