today 5:30PM
delaware: and we already got separated
georgia: AL JUST TRIED TO TEXT BACK ON THE TEACUP RIDE AND HIS PHONE FLEW OFF AND HIT NORTH CAROLINA IN THE FACE AND SHE PASSED OUT ON THE GROUNDHSBJQKAJJAJQGWJKAVS
kansas: hE TRIED TO TEXT ON THE TEACUP RIDE?????????????
south carolina: dude nc looks so ✨bad✨
mississippi: she just got hit in the face with al's phone
loui: FLORIDA IS JUMPING OFF THE RIDE TO GRAB THE PHONE BACK FOR HIM
missouri: friendship goals 🥰
missouri: oh wait he's taking pictures of nc and laughing
wyoming: good to see the south are doing good
wyoming: how are you, maine?
maine: mass just threw up on my shoes after a rollercoaster
west virginia: he has the weakest stomach omg
vermont: leave him alone, he's an angry asthmatic little man
new hampshire: it doesn't make sense that some of us have like, diseases
new hampshire: we are powerful pieces of land
idaho: i have adhd
wyoming: yeah we know, sweetie
today 6:04PM
nebraska: WTF IS THIS MUSIC BROOOO
nebraska: LIKE I ASKED THE DJ TO PLAY EARRAPE BUT NOT WAP
nevada: my respect for the dj went +69
utah: THERE ARE C H I L D R E N HERE
nevada: yeah and so is hawaii
washington: alaska is covering her ears don't worry
nevada: where are they
utah: don't u frigging dare
cali: they're by the cotton candy machine
today 6:41PM
west virginia: virginia stop making out with mary on the ferris wheel i'm literally in the cart under your's
virginia: aren't you supposed to be protective of ME???? your SISTER
west virginia: in my defense, i like mary way more than you
connecticut: you think YOU have it bad??
connecticut: me and del have to sit right across from them
pennsylvania: ...
new jersey: what?
pennsylvania: t-the nickname—🥺💞💕
delaware: omg
connecticut: just let them do their thing
south dakota: dude, new york, cali, florida, and texas are all in the same cart
north dakota: what are they doing??
south dakota: debating about somethin' dum
DC has joined the conversation
DC: something**
DC has left the conversation
south dakota: YEAH U BETTER RUN
arkansas: dancing under the moonlight is coming up
georgia: remember our plan?
arkansas: yes
arkansas: we step on everyone's shoes
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states do be texting doe 😳
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