new york started a private chatroom with connecticut, pennsylvania, maine, and 2 others
new york: i think i still have feelings for london
rhode island: you finally realized
pennsylvania: 🕺💃🎂🍾🥂🍻🎉🎊✨
maine: how d e n s e are you-?
new york: why didn't you guys tELL ME
connecticut: we can't tell you your feelings bro
connrcticut: we can't just go up to you and be like 'you still have feelings for london btw'
new york: YOU COULD HAVE
new jersey: this is great and all but why did you invite your boyfriend here
pennsylvania: 👀
new york: shit sorry
new jersey: it's fine, i like someone else too
rhode island: wHAT WHO
new jersey: lol you thought i would tell you
rhode island: crap shit
maine: how are you going to ask london out?
connecticut added nevada to the private chatroom
nevada: why
connecticut: since your the most romantic state i was thinking you could help us help new york to ask out london
connecticut: and since you're so loud you'll probably get the news about nj and ny breaking up out faster
nevada: lol okay
nevada: the only person i've ever asked out has been cali
new jersey: yeah but now you two have been together since 1879 so start talking
nevada: fine, do a romantic gesture. figure out what he likes and get him a nice gift
nevada: since he's snobby and british, bring him to a snobby british place
nevada: don't take him to make-out point immediately
new york: thanks
new york left the chatroom
pennsylvania: gentlemen, tonight we feast like kings 🕺💃
maine: come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body 💃do🕺that💃conga🕺no 💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺
new jersey:🕺ÿøū çãń't êšçãpë thė çøñgå💃
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
