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new hampshire: wait we don't have a mom
connecticut: yeah the closest we've ever had to a mom was france
rhode island: that's not very great that we never had a real mom
pennsylvania: plus since all of our caretakers besides america have left us that's some abandonment issues amirite?
new york: it's fine, netherlands never let me drive the batvia anyways
texas: i was neglected by mexico my whole childhood
cali: bitch me too
arizona: same 😎
new mexico: ari that's not the right emoji for this situation
arizona: 🕺
utah: somehow worse
florida: i was forced to study christianity because of spain when i really just wanted to wrestle that alligator outside
louisiana: me and france got along really well until she sold me, but now we good again
kentucky: this has been a sad discussion
florida: yeah let's start a conga line
kentucky: yes
DC has joined the conversation
DC: why are 14 of you in a conga line
nevada: *15
cali: *16
wyoming: *17
DC: sigh
DC has left the conversation
washington: i hate that bitch
oregon: same
oregon: but now it's conga line time
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
