pennsylvania: that was a long ass arc nj
new jersey: shut up
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kansas: I DID NOT JUST SEE A JACK X ELSA FANFIC CALLED LET IT GO
arkansas: but you did?? we were literally on the same couch
oklahoma: read it you coward
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new jersey: i'm ending this book guys
iowa: that's so unswag of you!!
illinois: yeah jersey, you're getting your unswaginess on us 😒
texas: let's kick new gay out
new hampshire: NEW GAY
texas: SHIT
new york: ok 🥰
new york just removed new jersey from "minnesota is gaws."
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hello!! i'm tree and you read the chapter name correctly, this is the last chapter. i felt like cali and nevada's wedding was a great place to end it. it's been so wonderful writing for you guys and maybe i'll even write another statehumans chatfic sometime <33 see ya around bbg 😘
wait damnit i just realized i could've ended this on the 69th chapter 😡
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
