today 5:01AM
michigan: i would sell you to satan for a corn chip
wisconsin: do it, you won't
minnesota: what happened???
michigan: he gave away my hiding spot to califorbitch
indiana: woah why are you so angry mitch?
michigan: anger
illinois: okay thanks mr. helpful
connecticut: help me please
connecticut: me and rhode ran away and now she's screaming at the cars in front of us for driving slow
new jersey: me at pennsylvania and new york be like
pennsylvania: WE DRIVE AT NORMAL SPEEDS
connecticut changed rhode island's name to rhode rage
connecticut: i'm scared
cali: well maybe you shouldn't run away then 🥰
rhode rage: OH GOD SHE'S IN THE CAR BEHIND US HELSOLSNQNA
today 4:43PM
cali: you all look so nice now!
texas: die
cali: no u
cali: now we just need to find colo
nevada: "we"???
cali: yes, everyone get in the private plane
wyoming: oh she just has that in her backyard
today 4:50PM
utah: babe where the heck are you??????
colo: mcdonalds
oklahoma: oh my god
arkansas: alright crashing the plane now
kansas: i'm too tired to stop her
arkansas: >:))))))))
colo: oh there you are
washington: haha plane landing in the middle of the road go brrr
oregon: how come all of these mortals are staring at us like we're weirdos
pennsylvania: ha mass is flipping them off
delaware: colo just get in the plane
minnesota: are we finally gonna go to the carnival we've been talking about for 2 chapters????
new jersey: i fucking hope so
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
