hawaii started a conversation with oklahoma, new york, utah and 44 others
michigan: why did you make a chat with everyone but texas and alaska?
hawaii: so u know how i'm basically everyone's therapist cause ya'll are a bunch of depressed fu-
wisconsin: lol yeah
hawaii: so i talked with texas today and you know how people say that "everything is bigger in texas"?
ohio: yeah?????
hawaii: well he only says it because he's insecure about alaska being the biggest state
georgia: ooo that's something i can add to my fanfics
maryland: same i need to write this down
maine: is it really the best to write about our friend's insecurities
new jersey: we don't actually exist it's fine
washington: yeah we can do whatever
washington: also is it bad that alaska has been reading over my shoulder the whole time
hawaii: YES
washington: don't worry he's leaving
washington: to go talk to texas
cali: keep us updated on their convo 👀
washington: it's just like really awkward cause they hate eachother but alaska is trying to explain while texas kind of just completely refuses to admit to it
washington: oh god texas is yelling
washington: oh alaska is hugging him
oregon: awe wholesome
kentucky: texas and alaska hugging is really hard to imagine
kentucky: like, the only time i've seen them physically interact was when alaska hit texas with a shoe
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states do be texting doe 😳
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