nevada: ok, i'm at the eiffel tower
kentucky:
tennessee: nevada ^^^^
nevada: ANYWAYS
nevada: al where did you bring cali?
alabama: i got you two a seat all the way near the top of the eiffel tower
south carolina: WHAT
south carolina: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO BE AT THE BOTTOM?????
nevada: why do you care? are you here of something??
south carolina: NO IM JUST CONFUSED???? HOW DID HE
nevada is offline
arizona: ok, is everyone in position?
new mexico: hhhh yes
colorado: yep!
utah: yes, unfortunately
oregon: pls send help, i fell off like, the second floor of the eiffel tower
washington: omg
pennsylvania: iowa and wisconsin kinnie much?
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maryland: wait is iowa still in the hospital?
delaware: yes
delaware: WAIT WHY ISNT WISCONSIN IN HIS ROOM????
ohio: lol
wisconsin: ari paid me to record their date/ proposal for their wedding video
nebraska: ARI
arizona: SHUT UP IM LISTENING TO THEIR CONVERSATION
montana: does it sound like proposal talk???
wyoming: oh please, every conversation they have is proposal talk
new hampshire: what do you do when you accidentally take someone's organs 👄🦷👁🫁🫀🧠
florida: depends, which ones?
missouri: what
colorado: NEVADA IS GETTING ON HER ONE KNEE SHUT UP SHUT UP
montana: FUCK
ohio: YES
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states do be texting doe 😳
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