vermont: jock and bad boy tho💞🏳️🌈
connecticut: what
vermont: i mean, how come the jock and the bad boy never get together
vermont: it's always the nerd and the bad boy smh
georgia: oh yeah
georgia: we should change that
rhode island: who are the jock and the bad boy out of all of us
california removed new mexico and arizona from chat
california: them
indiana: omg yes
indiana: it's perfect
oklahoma: they hate each other...???
maryland: enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words
oklahoma: what
maryland changed oklahoma'a name to "simpleton."
simpleton.: omfg
idaho: so how are we going to do this?
florida: we can lock them in a closet together. that ALWAYS ends in a make out session 😎
south dakota: that's stupid. maryland, do you have any better ideas?
maryland: i was going to say the same things unfortunately
north dakota: alright lets do this
Today 6:39 PM
alabama: why did we have to choose my closet to do this
california: because we hate you :)
alabama: :,0
alabama: holy fuck they got out of the closet
iowa: omg proud of them 🤗🏳️🌈💞👏👏👏
alabama: THEY GOT MY GUN
new york: annie get your gun, anyone?
illinois: oh my gosh yes
alabama: GUYS CALL THE COPS
new hampshire: sorry i don't know 911's number
alabama: bsbsnkaksfakbwusksbuwkalsbdb
maine: i hope he's okay
alaska: we can't die so i think he's okay
alabama: hey this is arizona, we're burying alabama right now and we're coming for you next
hawaii removed alabama from the chat
hawaii: we run away to italy, join the mafia, and start a new life
connecticut: very smort
delaware: how did this start at "bad boy and jock tho 💞🏳️🌈" and end at running away to join the mafia
tennessee: i don't fucking know
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
