nebraska: colo is running in
utah: in what??
arizona: the 90's
nevada: no he just ran into the bathroom
arizona: a 90's bathroom
nevada: ew he's throwing up
massachusetts: i hope we get to france soon
georgia: yeah i can't stand this anymore
arizona: THROWING UP IN THE 90'S
new mexico: NO ONE CARES ABOUT RUNNING IN THE 90'S ARI
wisconsin: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER
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delaware: welcome to paris, i will be staying away from all of you the entire time
new hampshire: who are you? 13 year old girls in public with their family but walking ahead to look like the main character?
south carolina: pls, he could never be the main character 🙄💅
west virginia: wait actually he might be able to pull a main character in a late 2010's gay coming of age movie
maryland: omg we all know that he would be the one dimensional love interest and connecticut would be the actual main character
maryland: wait where did they go
vermont: they probably went of to shag by the eiffel tower
oregon: WE HAVE BEEN IN EUROPE FOR 2 MINUTES
oregon: WE ARE LITERALLY REPRESENTING AMERICAN STATES
oregon: I'M GOING TO THAT BAKERY
arkansas: woah wtf was that about?
loui: he's on his period
loui changed oregon's name to oregone
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
