missouri: remember that time in the 1850s where we all ran away?? well except kansas, west virginia, nevada, nebraska, colorado, north dakota, south dakota, montana, washington, idaho, wyoming, utah, oklahoma, new mexico, arizona, alaska, and hawaii
minnesota: yeah that's when you guys picked me and oregon up off the road and were like "wanna join a country lol."
missouri: well we're doing that again but it's not the 1850s and i'm bringing none of you with me
mississippi: so you're running away
missouri: yes
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cali: we should track down where alaska and hawaii are
washington: they're probably at "the restaurant"
idaho: it's most likely a really nice place in the capital
idaho: honolufloo????
north carolina: NOT HONOLUFLOO WOWHHDHEHHS
south carolina added honolulu
south carolina: where did alaska and hawaii go on their date
honolulu: la mer
honolulu left the conversation
tennessee: ok so know we go there and ask them what's happening
kentucky: now we spy on them and figure out what's happening
virginia: we respect their privacy and they eventually tell us what's happening
oklahoma: you all are stupid
oklahoma: the only right response is to get jobs at the restaurant and then wait on them
maine: not us pulling a nickelodeon show episode where the main character finds a love interest
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
