pennsylvania: friends gave unrealistic expectations for friendship
indiana: you expected to move into an apartment and meet lifetime friends??
pennsylvania: yes?????
ohio: omg we should do that
ohio: new york could buy a whole apartment building for us to live in and it's fine because we live with each other anyways
new york: no
illinois: wtf why
new york: i'd probably have to talk to nyc
new york: and he is the bitch-ass, brooding, teenage little brother i never wanted
rhode rage: do it and mass will admit you're better than him
new york: done
massachusetts: i never agreed to that
arkansas: we just gonna ignore that he somehow bought a whole apartment building in a second after rhode sent that text
loui: no we just gotta be grateful that we gonna get snow
washington: remember to get one with a fountain to dance in
oregon: tf how are we gonna get a 50 person fountain
washington: well you can sit out 🥰
new hampshire: calm down we can get more than one fountain
delaware: no we have enough fountains at home
florida: he said the same thing about wars smh
hawaii: he said the same thing about sharks too!
loui: we never get to do anything fun
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
