nebraska: someone should go get colo pls
utah: what has he done this time?
nebraska: so i was out on the porch drawing and i see colo running down the street
north dakota: he's always running down the street
oregon: yeah but isn't it storming outside?
nebraska: YES AND HE'S COVERED BY ELECTRICITY LIKE SOME KIND OF POKÉMON
colo: radical dude-man has entered the chat
colo: i'm a superhero now
colo: oh wait shit i just electrocuted a child
alaska: aw
alaska: how come he gets to electrocute children?
hawaii: we've been over this, it's a crime
florida: 🙄🙄🙄 crime is just an illusion
florida: that's why i never follow it, whenever you see me i've probably already set a country on fire
vermont: ok but florida is low-key a baddie doe😳💞
new hampshire: simp
vermont: oh it must be genetics then, my TWIN SIBLING
new hampshire: gasp
rhode island: gasp
connecticut: gasp
pennsylvania: gasp
illinois: gasp
wisconsin: wait simping is genetic?
wisconsin: i need to contact the lab about this
michigan: wait what lab?
wisconsin has left the chat
cali: so wisconsin works for a lab
georgia: good for him
missouri: actually he's raiding my fridge for cheese
georgia: good for him
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
