cali: we're going on a cruise
nebraska: why are you always making us do something
wisconsin: yeah, you made us join a band, made a group chat, and now you bought tickets for a cruise
new york: don't you remember last time we went on a cruise
new york: and every other time
florida: lol yeah i jumped off
florida: and louie had to jump after me
louisiana: yeah that was fun
tennessee: nO IT WAS NOT
tennessee: EVERYONE STARTED JUMPING OFF THE CRUISE.
georgia: didn't someone die of somethin'?
new hampshire: no that was the other cruise
maine: how do you remember hampshire? weren't you drunk the whole time?
new hampshire: no i only pretended so you guys would send me back to my room
missouri: you smart son of a bitch
idaho: remember how nj started playing guitar at the buffet
new jersey: it's not my fault that i become bruce springsteen when i'm drunk
new york: you did great
new jersey: shut
kentucky: that buffet was excellent doe
utah: didn't you sleep under the buffet table so you would get a head start in the morning
montana: yes
montana: yes he did
west virginia: skhdjdjd yO VIRGINIA, TENNESSEE REMEMBER WHEN THEY CAUGHT HIM AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO OUR ROOM
virginia: OMG YES
virginia: TENNESSEE OPENED THE DOOR AND THE SECURITY GUARD WAS LIKE "is this your son?"
tennessee: don't you fucking dare say what happened next
west virginia: aND TENNESSEE, ABSOLUTELY W A S T E D, DEADASS SAID "yeah, back in high school."
kentucky: AND THE SECURITY GUARD JUST L E F T
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states do be texting doe 😳
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