new jersey: humans s u c k
idaho: hey, i was raised by humans 🥺
arkansas: huh?
idaho: yeah i lived on a farm with my adoptive mom and sisters
maryland: *adds to fanfic notes* ✍️✍️✍️
oklahoma: lol idaho is a fucking f a r m b o y
vermont: imagine growing up on a farm 🥱
new hampshire: ikr 🙄🙄🙄
new hampshire: me and vermont had an adoptive family that owned a mansion and summer home 😌
alabama: wait so we were all out into foster care when we were younger??
missouri: yeah we even had our own thing called something like "the states without homes program."
mississippi: fckin rhonda always make me, georgia, alabama, and florida eat vegetables
georgia: DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT RHONDA SHE WAS BEST MOM
florida: broccoli = gross
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utah: colo can you come to my room?
nebraska: 😏
nevada: 😏
cali: 😏
utah: shut up i need him to come get the raccoon out of my vents
colo: ok!
oregon: "come get the raccoon out of my vents?" is that what we're calling 'it' now?
washington: utah the next day:🤰
utah: I AM NOT THE BOTTOM
colo: 🙂
utah has left the conversation
colo has left the conversation
rhode island: GUYS WE WENT OVER THIS WITH ALASKA AND HAWAII OMG
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
