nevada: ok the bachelorette party is ready
nevada: do you think this is a good time to assign maids of honor and stuff
california: i don't even have a wedding dress
louisiana: me and flor can go make you both one out of garbage bags
north dakota: GUYS ME AND SOUTH JUST STOLE SOME DEAD FLOWERS FROM THE BUCKINGHAM PALACE
south dakota: FOR THE WEDDING
arkansas: dream wedding tbh
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nevada: omg babe we look so sexy ❤️
california: i think garbage water is running down my leg
nevada: colorado, arizona, and new mexico will be my bridesmaids, new hampshire will be my maid of honor
vermont: didn't you two only talk once
maine: and that talk was about getting drunk
new hampshire: yeah heart emoji
california: honey i don't have any friends
nevada: oh yeah,, new york, washington, and oregon will be your bridesmaids, utah will be your maid of honor
maryland: i'd be happy to give you away at your wedding cali
california: omg ok, dad 🙄
nebraska: i bet i'm gonna catch the dead flower bouquet
oklahoma: uh huh, sure
iowa: why are there turtles where the guests are supposed to sit?
indiana: what guests??
minnesota: that turtles are our guests now
illinois: due to the bachelorette party getting set on fire, we'll be moving right into the wedding
kansas: what? really??
ohio: listen kansus, this marriage arc has been going on since april, new jersey needs to speed this up
new york: who tf is kansus
pennsylvania: when the kan is sus 😱😱😱
ohio: dododododododo dododo bum bum
west virginia: 📮📮📮📮📮📮
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states do be texting doe 😳
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