cali: okay so i went to britain and saw NO HOGWARTS WHATSOEVER
idaho: those lying bastards at hollywood
cali: ikr
new hampshire: are you guys telling me that you believed hogwarts was real up until this point???
cali: duh, who wouldn't?
cali: but then some guy came up to me with this piece of paper and said he'd let me into hogwarts for 139$
cali: then i think i was at hogwarts for a while. but then i woke up passed out on the ground
nevada: i think you got involved in a drug deal, babe
cali: oh
cali: that's why he said 'this is definitely a drug deal no joke i'm seriously selling you illegal substances for money.'
massachusetts: omg
new mexico: i got a lava lamp, it's pretty cool
new mexico: why is florida pounding on my door
louisiana: he wants to break your lava lamp so he can see if there's actual lava in there
new mexico: well there's lava on my floor now and i'm not that fond of that
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michigan: what the hell was that
new york: jersey just passed out on his keyboard
new york: so now i have to write this fanfic
georgia: as a continuation of his legacy 👉👈🥺
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
