wisconsin: there's so much cheese here
wisconsin: i just had like, 7 courses of just cheese
indiana: mitch bring wisconsin to the hotel room i don't trust him
michigan: WHY ME?????
indiana: don't yell at me, or else i'll tell the toaster at home about your little affair
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ohio: WAIT WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA TELL THE TOASTER AT HOME AT ALL????
nebraska: unfortunately, yes
kansas: i know she should've dumped him when she had the chance 😭😭😭
mississippi: we're watching phantom of the opera in the most expensive paris theater and you guys are texting about toaster affairs.
alabama: what else are we supposed to do? watch some dude in a mask jump around and sing??
georgia: YES????
arkansas: well you two are texting too so you are being hypocrititical
south carolina: not hypocrititical pls 😭🤚
north dakota: can you guys at least turn your brightness down? people are staring
montana: nd, don't even worry about it, if people judge you i'll punch them in the face and have sd face the charges
south dakota: yeah everything she said but the last part
south dakota: montana will face the charges
montana: let's just have north face the charges 🙄 he's the reason we're punching people anyways
north dakota: sigh
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
