cali: CONVERSE
nevada: aight
nevada: any one get any kith kith recently 🥰
kentucky: we better not talk about relationships again or i'm gonna lose my shit
tennessee: calm down u might pop a titty
north carolina: let's go to paris
connecticut: ok
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south carolina: why is kansas throwing up over the side of the boat
nebraska: you literally just threw an inlander who's barely on boats onto a yacht because you wanna go on an impulse trip across an ocean
georgia: just main character tingz 😜🤪😩✨
missouri: this yacht only has 6 bedrooms
missouri: where are the rest of us gonna sleep
nevada: the deck????
ohio: wisconsin just jumped off the boat
minnesota: good
south dakota: he couldn't handle our swag 😭
north dakota: natural selection ig
michigan: someone should get him
michigan: not like i care or anything
florida: got it
oklahoma: HE DIDN'T EVEN GRAB THE FLOATING THINGY
loui: someone get me a rope
arkansas: omg he just fell too
washington: i literally just got the rope while you texted that
oregon: lol florida has wisconsin in a headlock
oregon: oh wisconsin's foot is broken
minnesota: f
maryland: we'll go to a hospital in paris when we get there
maryland: until then let's just give him a room
cali: fine but everyone else sleeps on the deck
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
