pennsy: so i was walking around atlantic city with the bois, nj, connecticut, and ny, right?
kentucky: yeah????
pennsy: then i look up and see maryland just on the edge of a really high building BLASTING ELECTRIC LOVE
cali: ok you should get her but 💞💅main character energy💅💞
oregon: that's what people do for main character energy?
oregon: i usually just cry in bed and put on my coming of age movie soundtrack
washington: oh yeah then you turn to the wall next to you and laugh like you have friends that you're going on a road trip with
oregon: 💕yeah💕
georgia: yyYOOOOOO WHAT IF WE MADE A COMING OF AGE MOVIE
maine: PERKS OF BEING A SWITCH STATE
illinois: THE BREAKFAST STATES
maryland: 50 CANDLES
florida: FLORIDA'S DAY OFF
new hampshire: LOVE, VERMONT THO???
alabama: PRETTY IN RED, WHITE, AND BLUE
cali: CALI BIRD
delaware: AMERICAN POETS SOCIETY
oklahoma: THE OUTSTATES
indiana: ngl that movie wrecked me emotionally and ruined my expectations for men entirely
west virginia: 80's men in general just make me go 💞🥰😍💕🤰💖💘💝💓💗❣️❤️
virginia: s i m p
west virginia: shush virgin 🙄
louisiana: new drinking game
louisiana: read this chat but every time someone tells virgin to shush, take a shot of hard vodka
florida: yo why is the vodka aroused
nebraska: it saw beer walking around town looking like the prettiest boy ever
nebraska: beer x vodka
washington: texaska be like
oregon: wait i thought you shipped alaskii 🥺
washington: until those oblivious shits confess, i'm shipping texaska until she breaks 🥰
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
