What do Legendaries get up to?

Mega Evolution Special III in a nutshell

Yes, I have watched it recently, why do you ask?

I say recently, I literally opened Wattpad after it ended

Anyways can I just say- when Lysander shot the net over the stone I thought it was gonna go over Rayquaza and I screamed-

I mean ofc it was gonna go on the rock they had been saying that the whole episode scocnez

Anyways enjoy

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Groudon: RAIN? HA, SAY THAT AGAIN TO DROUGHT

Groudon: are the humans spying on me what the fuck
Kyogre: ehehehe they don't see me yet
Groudon: they have
Kyogre: shit

Groudon: I smell mega evolution energy or something idk I don't speak italian
Kyogre: they don't dub the anime into italian
Groudon: hush it was a reference

Groudon: anyways I don't like this mega evolution thing since it makes everyone over look primal reversion so imma destroy it
Kyogre: I want to as well
Groudon: who said you could
Kyogre: last one there's a rotten egg
Groudon: alright you fucker it's on

*they carry on travelling there and all the helicopters surround Groundon*

Groudon: docnsonw I'm claustrophobic can you noT
Kyogre: oh shit he beat me there
Groudon: ahahaha yes I did and I see that pesky stone

*Groudon proceeds to shoot a bunch of fire stuff at the stone until Kyogre comes out and sumo wrestles him*

Groudon: FUCK DUDE GET OFF ME YOU ALREADY LOST
Kyogre: well then first one to destroy the stone wins
Groudon: ha good luck with that fish
Kyogre: ok boulder

*they kinda just battle it out a bit until Kyogre suddenly achieves the impossible and freezes Groudon*

Kyogre: wait WHAT
Groudon: *frozen solid*
Kyogre: holy shit I'm lucky today, that move has a 15% chance to freeze
Kyogre: also how the fuck did I freeze the Pokémon that literally bathes in magma

*Groudon breaks free of the ice*

Kyogre: damn I jinxed it
Groudon: logic just left the room for a second, anyways

*Suddenly a pesky Charizard and Metagross come along and join the fight*

Groudon: HEY WHO SAID YOU COULD JOIN OUR MATCH
Kyogre: what the fuck why are we so popular all of a sudden
Groudon: pesky dragon that is finally a dragon type
Kyogre: pesky steel that has the same typing as jirachi

*Groudon flicks away the Charizard and Kyogre slaps the Metagross with his big boi fins and they continue*

Groudon: oh look at the time, guess I better take the trash out
Kyogre: wait wot
Groudon: *picks up Kyogre*
Kyogre: hEY WHAT ARE yOu DOING
Groudon: *yeets him into the ice*

Kyogre: THATS NOT FUNNY
Groudon: it's a shame your sense of humour is low

*meanwhile, in the ozone*

Rayquaza: oh look at the time, it's half past nine, time to stop the kids from destroying the world

*several beams blast through the clouds*

Groudon: OH SHIT
Kyogre: I BLAME YOU, GROUDON
Groudon: WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INSISTED OF BATTLING TO DESTROY THE STONE
Kyogre: STOP SWEARING
Groudon: N O

*Rayquaza descends from the sky, mega evolved*

Rayquaza: KIDS IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME GET TO SLEEP
Groudon: nah fam we have a stone to destroy
Kyogre: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MEGA EVOLUTION *shoots an ice beam*
Rayquaza: oh no! anyways
Groudon: ah, but can you take on two? *shoots some fire version of ice beam*

*Rayquaza crashes into the ice*

Rayquaza: oW fuck
Rayquaza: you kids have messed up logic so bad the ocean turned to ice, Kyogre aren't you practically killing yourself?

Kyogre: eh
Groudon: come on boys let's head for the stone again
Kyogre: aight
Rayquaza: NOT ON MY NONE-EXISTENT WATCH
Groudon: *pulls an uno reverse and traps Rayquaza in some sort of rock magma tomb*

Kyogre: ...
Groudon: ...
Kyogre: ...
Groudon: we did it?
Kyogre: we did it.
Groudon: huh, we did it.
Kyogre: yeah, wanna go back to destroying that rock?
Groudon: sure.

*when all hope seemed lost, Rayquaza blasted through through the stones*

Rayquaza: ALRIGHT KIDS, ENOUGH PLAYING GAMES ALREADY
Groudon: huh?
Kyogre: HUH?

*Rayquaza pulls a sonic and rushes towards the dinosaur and fish at immense speed*

Kyogre; OH SHIT
Groudon: KYOGRE, I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
Kyogre: WHAT IS IT, GROUDON?
Groudon: I... I HATE YOU...
Kyogre: SHEESH DUDE... ME TOO

*then en explosion happens and Groudon and Kyogre return to their none-primal forms and collapse into their suited environment*

Rayquaza: alright get to sleep you have online classes tomorrow
Groudon: those suck
Rayquaza: do you want to be hit in the face by another draco meteor
Groudon: those are amazing
Rayquaza: thank you

*Rayquaza inspects the rock*

Rayquaza: yo this thing is what mega evolved me in the last epis- I mean yesterday
Kyogre: *fixes the forth wall deep under the ocean*

*suddenly Lysander comes out from below and shoots fireworks over Rayquaza and the rock*

Rayquaza: WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS BONFIRE NIGHT, IT AIN'T EVEN NOVEMBER

*the smoke disappears along with the stone*

Rayquaza: OH GOD
Rayquaza: I'M NEXT IN LINE TO DISAPPEAR

*he suddenly un-mega evolves*

Rayquaza: well SHIT that sucks
Rayquaza: time to go beat up a certain dna molecule again, and btw if Groudon and Kyogre fight again just give me a call

*he rushes off*

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Yeah that's the end socnzksnfeo

Once again, any suggestions on what to do?

Also holy fuck thank you that one person who keeps commenting about how much they love this story I just- skxnskn thANk YoU-

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