Why not?
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Mew: *pointing at Mewtwo* badass
Celebi: *pointing at Jirachi* smartass
Rayquaza: *pointing at speed Deoxys* nice ass
Speed Deoxys: YOU WOT
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Dialga: do any of you have stress outlets?
Deoxys: screaming
Mewtwo: murder
Reshiram: manipulation
Dialga: ok, we have screaming..
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Rayquaza: why, dear arceus, is the building on fire?
Arceus: uh idk
Kyrogue: Groudon sneezed
Groudon: no, I dropped my mixtape
Regirock: I tried to light a cigarette with a flamethrower
Rayquaza: Latios, what happened?
Latios: uh
*flashback to his argument with Latias on whether or not a fire extinguisher can light in fire*
Latios: I don't remember
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Deoxys: did I miss anything
Rayquaza: my dick
Deoxys: ok, nothing big
Jirachi: FIRE BRIGADE WE NEED YOU THERE'S A SEVERELY BURNT LEGENDARY ON THE FLOOR
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Yveltal: if you listen closely to the dish washer, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes
Xerneas: I'm not violent legendary, but I'm about to be
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Zapdos: what if ducks threw bread at you?
Moltres: you'd have to duck
Articuno: I hate you both
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Mew: there's only one thing worse than a rapist
Mew: *lifts up paper* boom
Mewtwo: a child
Mew: no
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Dialga: hello, welcome to applebees. Would you like apples or bees?
Giratina: b e e s ?
Dialga: PALKIA, HE WANTS THE BEES
Palkia, holding a jar of beedrill: the beeeeeeesss....
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Ho-oh: its a very muggy day today
Lugia: I swear if you put all the mugs out on the lawn-
Ho-oh: *drinking coffee out of a bowl*
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Celebi: I'm bored.
Mew: don't
Jirachi: don't
Darkrai: don't
Shaymin: don't
Victini: don't
Meloetta: don't
Diancie: don't
Hoopa: hEY, boReD, I'M hOoPA!
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Zekrom: whenever I feel good about myself, a handsome guy always walks past.
Reshiram: stop walking past mirrors
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Deoxys: and then I said KNIFE to meet you, it was a funny little pun
Latias: you stabbed Rayquaza! We gotta call an ambulance!
Rayquaza: I'm in a STABle condition!
Deoxys and Rayquaza: *finger guns*
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