What do Legendaries get up to?

How to protect yourself from covid-19

Ok so everyone gives their own top tip on how to stay safe from the virus and don't listen to them they don't know what they're on about

Also I have the pokemon emerald opening song (when it says "press start" and rayquaza is in the bg) stuck inside my head should I be thankful

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Mew: social distance from anyone possible, especially mewtwo he has allergies
Mewtwo: just use your psychic powers to shoot away anyone who gets too close
Moltres: burn down anything you can, that'll get rid of the virus
Zapdos: if you paralyse everyone they won't be able to move therefore the virus can't spread
Articuno: actually zapdos, freezing them is probably better
Lugia: self-isolate at the bottom of the ocean
Ho-Oh: stay near your loved ones and away from the ones you want to kill since you can kill them after this is all over!
Suicune: wash your damn hands, don't worry I'll clean the water for you
Entei: cover your coughs so you don't set off volcanoes like I do
Raikou: honestly I agree with zapdos' advice
Celebi: teleport in time to after the virus!
Regice: burry yourself deep underground an you'll stay safe
Regirock: burn anyone in your house *proceeds to get a flamethrower to burn the other regis with*
Registeel: TRY SELF ISOLATE IF YOU'RE POSITIVE BUT TRY NOT TO GET BURNT BY YOUR SIBLING'S FLAMETHROWERS
Latias: if you're in isolation, try spare time to cook meals!
Latios: and try get fucking sleep too oh wait
Groudon: wear a face mask BUT I REPEAT DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS, IT STINGS HARD
Kyogre: ignore him he's weak to water, wash your hands as much as possible :)
Rayquaza: no need, we already kept the virus under control
Deoxys: *in the corner tied up, trying to say "BITCH IM NOT COVID"*
Jirachi: holy sh- uh what Kyogre said?
Dialga: travel in time to before the virus and jump off a cliff
Palkia: go to another planet :)
Giratina: maybe just pull a Cyrus and kill everyone but yourself
Heatran: BURN EVERYONE SO THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD
Regigigas: move your continent far away from another continent so you are safe
Cresselia: just flee to the moon you'll be safe there
Manaphy: no need to keep your child safe if they're under 12
Phione: she means me-
Darkrai: when you see someone, sink into the ground and STAY AWAY FROM THEM
Shaymin: stay away from other countries and don't fly to them like I do :)
Arceus: I hate to say this, but if someone has already taken a bite out of a donut, don't take a bite out of it. find another one!
Victini: maybe just have an arm wrestle with the virus, and whoever looses has to die. you can ask me to do it, since I always win
Zekrom: stick close to loved ones, and when I say 'loved ones' I don't mean you, Reshiram
Reshiram: bruh we're literally da- *cough* I mean, uh, just stay away from others-?
Kyurem: try protect your family members, excluding that darn keldeo
Virizion: while you're isolating try take care of your indoor plants :)
Cobalion: maybe try binge a bunch of movies in isolation, I recommend pirates of the caribbean
Terrakion: dig a hole deep under ground, you'll be safe there
Tornadus: only leave your house if there's any tornadoes nearby that I totally didn't make
Landorus: only go shopping when necessary, trust me the bread is good I helped make it
Thunderus: electrify people if they get too close to you
Meloetta: try and sing the virus to sleep
Genesect: meloetta that makes no se- I mean, get some guns ready for the people ignoring the law and shOOT EM
Keldeo: protecc family. Ecclude kyurem.
Xerneas: try wake up Yveltal before 10am so he can destroy all life around him including the virus
Yveltal: when you wake up just kinda slurp all living organisms around you
Zygarde: try and stay in 100% form, there's too many of you if you don't
Hoopa: teleport anyone away with your hoops hehehehe
Diancie: wear a mask when possible, even if you're coming to sell me to a museum... which is probably closed
Volcanion: I am the only fire type that is not weak to water here, so please, wash your hands
Lunala: make it so it's always night so the virus can't see where it's going
Solgaleo: BURN IT WITH THE SUN
Necrozma: having 50 night-lights in your room should scare it away
Koko: paralysis. enough said.
Lele: shoot away the sickens! pew pew!
Bulu: let nature take care of it.
Fini: aqua vail yourself so you can't get sick hehehe
Cosmog: WAAAAAAAA
Cosmoem: *i am a brick noises*
Silvally: keep a low profile. the virus won't recognise you.
Magearna: stay away from the magnemite line THEY CAN MAGNET PULL YOU
Meltan: aaAAAAAA
Melmetal: now now dear child, if we isolate it can't :)
Zeraora: just.. go to your own world. No shit to deal with there.
Marshadow: I like darkrai's advice. Just... slide away... if anyone comes...
Zacian: keep your sick siblings upSTAIRS
Zamazenta: DID YOU HEAR THAT, ETERNATUS?
Eternatus: YES I MOTHERFUCKING DID
Regieleki: run away from anyone who gets too close vroooooooooom
Regidraco: wear the corpse of dead people to warn others.
Calyrex: try an' hide from others... I mean I wOULD if that monke didn't hide mah darn hoss...
Zarude: just go to the forest whooooooooooop

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I ran out of ideas for some ok sofndcps

Also there's a vaccine so just ignore these guys, like I said. And uh.. if I forgot anyone, please tell me and I'll add them cause I did this from memory
I must have forgotten at least one-

Anyways hope ya'll stay safe and don't worry imma doing that request :)

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