What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST - Part 2} Lugia and ho-oh parenting... with a twist!

okay so uh part 2, see the comment in the other chapter, anyways

lugia takes care of the legendary beasts and ho-oh takes care of the legendary birds. for a week. let's see what happens.

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Ho-Oh: kids, i had bad news
Suicune: WE'RE ADOPTED??
Ho-Oh: i mean technically you are but
Ho-Oh: tch that's not my point

Ho-Oh; anyways, lugia is now taking care of you for a week. i shall be gone
Raikou: HAHA I AM SUPERIOR TO HIM
Suicune: well fuck
Entei: WHAT IF HE THROWS ME DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
Ho-Oh: THEN DONT BARK
Entei: BARKING IS PART OF MY PERSONALITY

Suicune: huh. he's 4x weak to electric. lucky ass raikou
Ho-Oh: child we discussed this in that one chapter, lugia is psychic/flying
Raikou: WHAT
Entei: you're still effective
Raikou: YEAH BUT HOWS HE PART PSYCHIC
Ho-Oh: idk something about being powerful
Suicune: we discussed that???

Ho-Oh: anyways, i'll be taking care of the legendary birds in exchange
Suicune: tbh, you are a bird, so it make sense
Raikou: lugia is a bird too
Suicune: ....yeah but his wings look like hands
Entei: we're dogs, WE DONT FIT ANYWHERE
Ho-Oh: except with zacian and zamazenta but yeah i guess you're right

*meanwhile, with lugia and the legendary birds*

Lugia: kids, i have news
Articuno: I WASNT THE ONE WHO SPILLED THE COFFEE, I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO THE OCEAN
Lugia: i said "kids" not "articuno specifically"
Moltres: WHAT IF WE'RE ALL GETTING SENT DOWN
Zapdos: AAAAA
Lugia: YOULL ALL BE SENT DOWN IF YOU DONT LISTEN

*silence*

Lugia: thank you.
Lugia: anyways, ho-oh is parenting you f-
Zapdos: YESSSSS
Articuno: I KNEW LETTING THAT WINGULL SHIT ON ME WAS GOOD LUCK
Moltres: HAHA, FUCK YOU LUGIA IM LEAVING
Lugia: -for a week
*silence*
Zapdos: well fuck
Articuno: moltres, you shouldn't have said that
Moltres: oh f-
Lugia: moltres, go to the bottom of the ocean for two hours.
Moltres: BUT HO-OH IS TAKING CARE OF US
Lugia: NOT YET SHE ISNT
Moltres: FUCK

*so after moltres arrogantly leaves, lugia and ho-oh swap places*

Ho-Oh: hello, fellow birds-
Articuno: HO-OH!
Zapdos: moltres is at the bottom of the ocean for saying "fuck you" to lugia.
Ho-Oh: ....how long has he been down there??
Zapdos: half an hour
Articuno: don't get him out, i don't like him
Ho-Oh: articuno, hush, i'm getting moltres back
Articuno: shit
Zapdos: HA

*and so*

Moltres: ALL I SAID WAS "FUCK YOU"
Ho-Oh: i never taught the beasts such foul language
Articuno: i thought you swore
Ho-Oh: i do. and they picked it up. accidentally. i messed up.
Zapdos: missed opportunity to say "fucked up"
Ho-Oh: jesus christ you all need a swear word count-

Ho-Oh: anyways
Ho-Oh: what do you usually do?
Zapdos: stay away from lugia
Moltres: stare at the fireplace
Articuno: scream
Ho-Oh: damn articuno, didn't know you were like deoxys
Ho-Oh: anyways, i think you all need fresh air
Zapdos: i already like you 1000x better than lugia
Moltres: anyone could say that tbh
Ho-Oh: oh hush

Articuno: CAN WE GO TO THE CROWN TUNDRA
Ho-Oh: we are NOT going to galar, i hate that place
Articuno: why??
Ho-Oh: idk i got trapped in a den for three hours with everyone else
Zapdos: haha i remember that
Moltres: wasn't as bad as the bottom of the ocean
Articuno: didn't tornadus result to cannibalism?
Moltres: OH YEAH HE WAS RUNNING AFTER RAYQUAZA
Zapdos: well that ain't cannibalism then, is it?
Ho-Oh: now i can see why lugia wants to stay away from you all