What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} Time for a vacation

yES I sAw yOUr reQUEsT BefoRE but uh here it is! And btw I will do that other request too, don't worry-

And I guess this group can have a name? Idfk what it could be so any suggestions-?

AnYWAYS! Here we go.

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Arceus: everybody listen up
Arceus: I will grab my donut speaker if I have to
Mewtwo: you wot
Arceus: *grabs donut loud speaker* EVERYONE LISTEN UP

*everyone turns to face him, except giratina and cosmog who's still in the basement*

Arceus: thank you.
Arceus: ANYWAYS I WAS WANTING TO BRING US ALL ON VACATION
Kyogre: BETTER BE BY THE SEA
Groudon: BETTER BE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY
Rayquaza: YOU TWO SHUT UP

Arceus: thank you rayquaza, and it will be a mix of both.
Lugia: a river in the middle of the city??
Ho-Oh: that's a place you know
Lugia: ...oh shit it is

Arceus: shut, we are not going there, we are going to a completely different location that I made up with the power of being god
Dialga: you know you're not the author right
Arceus: shush child, now palkia go fix the 4th wall
Palkia: I DIDNT BREAK IT
Arceus: YOURE BREAKING IT RIGHT NOW

Mew: everyone pack your bags we're leaving
Mewtwo: noice
Mew: except you mewtwo, you stay behind
Mewtwo: bitch I-
S.Mewtwo: cya later spoon simp
Mewtwo: YOU FUCKI-

*and so everyone goes to the place arceus totally made up and stay in hotels in their respected generations*

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Kanto

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Articuno: I wanna go surf but I feel like I might melt
Zapdos: tf why
Articuno: idk it's too hot outside
Moltres: I am literally a fucking fire chicken and yet you worry about the sun melting you
Articuno: if pokemon such as a scizor can melt by mega evolution energy then why can't I melt by the sun
Zapdos: you sound like you're plotting on how to commit suicide
Articuno: maybe I am
Zapdos: oh ok then
Moltres: I'll call lugia

Mew: mewtwo I have a list of rules for you to follow whilst we're here
Mewtwo: it's gonna be like a 10 meter long list isn't it
Mew: *pulls out an 11 meter long list*
Mew: one meter off
Mewtwo: DAMMIT

S.Mewtwo: why can't he just stay in the naughty corner all day
Mewtwo: THIS SURE DOES FEEL LIKE A VACATION HUH
Mew: ok I'll take away some none important rules
Mewtwo: thank goodness

*nothing happens*

S.Mewtwo: ...
Mewtwo: ....
S.Mewtwo: uh-
Mewtwo: are you gonna take the none important rules off then..?
Mew: I have decided they are all important
Mewtwo: how the fuck did I not see that coming

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Johto

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Lugia: this... this is great.
Ho-Oh: it's like christmas... but without the christmas bit
Lugia: imma go for a dive later on
Celebi: idk if you're forgetting or something but we're still in the middle of a city
Lugia: who said I can't swim in the river
Ho-Oh: honestly the only reason we're in the middle of a city is so groudon and kyogre won't fight their asses off
Celebi: point taken, both of you

Raikou: suicune
Suicune: ya?
Raikou: I dare you to run up to lugia and splash him in the face
Entei: I'll get the camera
Suicune; pfft easy

*so entei gets his camera and suicune sprints on the water because she is jesus and splashes lugia on the face*

Lugia: oW FUcK
Ho-Oh: I see "fuck", but why "ow"?
Suicune: HAVE AN EARLY SWIM
Lugia: mY blANkEtS ALl weT YoU liTtLE SHiT
Suicune: THATS SAD *rushes off*