What the legendaries of Sinnoh do in their spare time

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This is from a video btw, credit not mine

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Palkia: WHERE ARE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS
Dialga: *opens drawer*
Dialga: PALKIA I FOUND YOUR ANTIDEPRESSANTS
Palkia: WHY THANK YOU
Palkia: I NEED THESE TO FUNCTION ON A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS
Dialga: YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME

Giratina: what have I told you about popping those bills, young woman?
Palkia: I'M NOT EVEN A WOMAN, BROTHER
Giratina: I'm not your brother, I'm your dad
Palkia: OH IT CAN'T BE!

Arceus: alright dudes, I'm gonna make you sit in the corner, because you're being SO rude to one another.
Arceus: Palkia apologise to Giratina and Giratina apologise to Palkia.
Giratina: I don't want to, daddy. I don't like her.
Palkia: DADDY WAS MEAN TO ME!
Arceus: it's like, both your fault dude. Like, apologise right now.
Arceus: or face my judgment

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Dialga: *wakes up*
Palkia: *wakes up*
Dialga: GOT IT! You can ask
Palkia: Is it scary?
Dialga: yes
Palkia: Giratina
Dialga: I- how did you know so fast
Palkia: you always think of Giratina when we play this game!
Dialga: ok fuck that, let's play tag
Palkia: *face palm*
Palkia: I don't want to play with you anymore!
Dialga: BUT I WANNA PLAY MORE
Palkia: we've been playing the whole day though

*computer goes off*
???: heeeyyy,,, wazzzuppp??
Dialga: oh crap it's Arceus
Arceus: good day to you too, Dialga
Arceus: I just wanted to say my cars you were supposed to clean are still dirty. You have to clean them.
Arceus: yes and you will clean all my 600 toilets

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