My friend and I made this up after I changed my Rayquaza's nature to sassy on pokemize and we did an rp of it-
Anyways, this is sass contest. Which legendary has the most sass? Only time will tell.. along with our judges, Kyogre and Genesect
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Genesect: LADIES AND GENTLEEMEEEEENNN
Kyogre: oh fuck
Genesect: WELCOME TO-
Random legendary from the crowd: I'm genderless!
Genesect: oh shut up you piece of sh- I MEAN, *cough* LEGENDARIES AND MYTHICALS
*the crowd cheers*Genesect: WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL SASS CONTEST THAT JUST STARTED THIS YEAR!
Kyogre: this is ANNUAL?!
Genesect: don't fret, you won't be a judge next year
Kyogre: oh phew okay
Genesect: YOU'LL BE A CONTESTANT
Kyogre: AAAAAA*Genesect pushes Kyogre to the side and grabs the microphone*
Kyogre: ow
Genesect: shut- UH, ON THE RED SIDE, WE HAVE...
*silence*
Genesect: ....
Kyogre: ....
Genesect: ...
*Groudon busts through the corners*
Groudon: TAH!Genesect: oh- UH, GROUDON!
Kyogre: I think my soul just left my body
Genesect: Groudon, tell me, how sassy are you feeling today?
Groudon: very sassy.
Kyogre: *picks up phone* hi is this Assassination Corp.? Yeah, can I order an assassination on myself?
Genesect: *somehow slaps Kyogre* noGroudon: so, who's my opponent? *flicks back imaginary hair*
Genesect: well, ON THE BLUE SIDE-
Groudon: Kyogre?
Kyogre: absolutely fucking not
Genesect: ...-WE HAVE..?*silence*
Genesect: are you kidding m- did anyone even sign up for this?
Kyogre: would anyone even sign up for this?
Groudon: SHOULD anyone even sign up for this?
Genesect: Groudon you're a fucking contestant shut up*still silence*
Kyogre: oH ThATs a ShamE, GuESs wE BEttEr cAnCEl thIS tOUrnAmENt, hUH?
Genesect: no
Groudon: MY SOCIAL ANXIETY IS GRASPING ME PLEASE HELP
Genesect: oh my fu- THERES A PRICE OF MONEY*Rayquaza busts through the curtains*
Rayquaza: MONEY YOU SAY?
Kyogre: *spits out coffee he was totally and somehow drinking*
Genesect: ...
Groudon: BAHAHAHAH
Kyogre: OH FUCKING NO-Genesect: well uh- I guess Rayquaza is Groudon's opponent!
Groudon: BAHAHA- wait what
Kyogre: REALISATION MOMENTRayquaza: what am I even competing for
Genesect: money
Rayquaza: how do I get that money
Genesect: did you read the sign?
Rayquaza: I'm a dragon, do you think I can read?
Zekrom, from the background: I CAN READ
Rayquaza: SHUT UP NO ONE ASKEDGenesect: ...
Genesect: Rayquaza, this is a sass contest.
Kyogre: also known as a way to loose all my sanity and will to live
Groudon: Palkia would like to say hi
Palkia: no I wouldn't
Genesect: GET BACK IN THE AUDIENCE YOU AINT A JUDGE*after some more arguing and existential crisis's, the contest finally begins*
Genesect: ALRIGHT YOU TWO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
Rayquaza: wtf have I gotten myself into
Groudon; go on, you can go first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rayquaza: I hate you
Rayquaza: um- *pulls out a book titled how to be sassy 101*Genesect: TIME'S TICKING!
Rayquaza: wtf we have a time limit?! Um skdbskbx oLIVIAS WALK
Groudon: but you don't have legs
Rayquaza: SHUT*Rayquaza grows legs and- jk no he just does the top half of Olivia's walk*
Genesect: AND OLIVIA'S WALK STRIKES FROM RAYQUAZA!
Kyogre: we're in Hoenn how tf do we know who she is
Genesect: ...
Genesect: I forbid myself from answering that question
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