This is like all the roleplays me and my sister have done I swear
Anyways what do legendaries and mythicals get up to? Trust me you don't wanna know
UPDATE: {ULTRA BEASTS ARE NOW JOINING US}
We have 5 rules of this place:
5. Don't give Rayquaza or M...
HOLY SHIT??? NUMBER #1 IN POKEMON?? OUT OF 1000+ STORIES?? EPGJRKFNS WTF THANK YOU SO MUCH-
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*cough* anyways, look at Dobbs' "what REALLY happens in a Pokéball 2" thumbnail and you'll see what I am currently screaming over
Anyways, I don't have pokemon go anymore, but I used to play it so I have experiences don't worry
Anyways uh what happens when they get pogo?
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Mewtwo: professor oak?? Mew: no you idiot it's professor willow Mewtwo: .......oh- Mewtwo: *to articuno* who's professor willow? Articuno; the guy on the screen?? Mewtwo: yeah but main series?? Articuno: .....I don't know-
Willow: welcome to the world of Pokémon! Zapdos: but WE ARE pokemon Moltres: hush he doesn't know that Willow: now what's your name? Moltres: uh... moltres Willow: sorry, that name is taken. Moltres: ... Moltres: where the fuck is that brit- I mean, galarian bitch
Mewtwo: guess what I named myself Mew: the mista- I mean, uh, mewtwo-? Mewtwo: no that was taken, I named myself thebestlegendary69 Mew: oh of course you fucking d-
Articuno: I can't change my hair style-? Zapdos: you don't even have hair Articuno: yeah but I'm stuck with this stupid thing Moltres: hey what's this team th- WAIT I'M THE MASCOT??
Zapdos: ... Articuno; ... Moltres: YOOO TEAM VALOR HERE WE GOO Articuno: I'm the mascot for mystic, guess I better join that Zapdos: I'M A MASCOT??? TEAM INSTINCT ALL THE WAY
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Suicune: WOAH LOOK A BULBASAUR Entei: you've never seen one before? Suicune: NO ITS ALWAYS A VENUSAUR Raikou; hey suicune look at this Suicune: hmm Raikou: *turns ar on*
*the bulbasaur now looks like it's in front of suicune*
Suicune: WOAH YOU SUMMONED IT INTO REAL LIFE Entei: WOAAAHHH Raikou: wait lemme stand next to it *on suicune's screen it looks like raikou is petting the bulbasaur* Suicune; that's so cool wtf eofndodbson
Lugia: WOW HEY LOOK ITS ME Ho-Oh: what?? Entei: NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A WILD LUGIA Lugia: no you dog, on top of the red building thing
*guess what? it's a lugia raid!*
Ho-Oh: *taps on it* 3645CP? What does that mean? Suicune; wtf where am I Celebi: with team rocket lol Suicune; tf?? Lugia: CP stands for cooking power Entei: did you just come up with that from the top of your mind Lugia: yes Raikou: no it stands for combat power Lugia: darn it so close
Ho-Oh: its a raid apparently- woAH I'M BATTLING YOU Lugia; tf what with?? Ho-Oh: this skitty I just caught Celebi: a skitty with 67CP vs a lugia with 3645CP, guess who's gonna win Entei: skitty Celebi: no
