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Hoopa: Clash of Ages in a Nutshell

Just watched the movie. I love it.

I was literally screaming ever since Lugia came to the end of the movie I swear-

"Oh no Hoopa's opening 3 portals.. oh Latios and Latias and uh who's the thir-hoLY SHIT SHINY RAYQUAZA-!"

Yes, it was shown at the beginning of the movie and I was like "AAAAA SHINY!"

Also when Lugia came out of all the water I actually screamed "LUGIA!" And I think my mum heard me... whoops
And when Unbound summoned the creation trio I screamed "WHAT WTF WHY DID HE JUST SUMMON LITERAL GODS"

SPEAKING OF LITERAL GODS, FUCKING ARCEUS JUST COMES ALONG TO CHECK ON HIS KIDS THEN LEAVES LIKE WTF

Anyways enjoY

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Unbound: HOOPA IS STONG HAHAHA
Hoopa: NO POWER OBEY HOOPA
Unbound: *holds uno reverse card at Hoopa*
Hoopa: AAAAAAA HOOPA NEED HELP
Unbound: haHaHAhAAhAHahaahHa
Hoopa: *summons Lugia*

Lugia: ZAPDOS WHY DID YOU PARALYSE THE LAPR- wait where the fuck am I
Hoopa: LUGIA, HELP HOOPA
Lugia: aren't you Hoopa..?
Hoopa: HOOPA SPEAKS THIRD PERSON
Lugia: oh ok uh
Unbound: hello water type that is not a water type
Lugia: *SCREAMING*
(Seriously tho he just begins to scream)

Unbound: FIGHT HOOPA BIG CHICKEN
Lugia: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Unbound: *Lenny face* Big Chicken
Lugia: ok, I'm good, let's kill them
(STARTER SQUAD REFerENCE-)
Hoopa: HOOPA HIDE AAAAAA
Hoopa: ASHKUN HIDE WITH HOOPA
Lugia: tf did you just call that boy
Hoopa: A S H K U N, P I K A K U N
Lugia: you are NOT ok
Unbound: *slapp Lugia with his many hands*
Lugia; OW FUCK

Unbound; WHERE IS THIS PESKY HOOPA, HOOPA MUST OPEN PORTALS
Lugia: I DONT THINK SO, BITCH
Lugia: *watergun Unbound*
Unbound: AAA HOOPA IS ALLERGIC TO WATER
Lugia: well that sucks because I'm a water type, oh wait
Unbound: wot
Lugia: nothin'

*idiotic Lugia flies into the portal and back into the ocean*
Lugia: OH SHIT
*portal closes*
Lugia: AHHHH DAMMIT

*later on*

Hoopa: Hoopa has decided to summon jets and shiny dragon!
Ash: wtf, I asked for fast pokemon
Hoopa: jets are fast
Ash: yeah but a dragon?
Hoops: *opens three portals*
Latias: *comes out of one*
Latios: *comes out of the other*

Ash: oh hey look it's Latias, the girl who kissed me in that one movie
Latias: oh shit he remembers
Latios: you WOT

*Shiny Rayquaza comes out of the other*
Ash: why is that Rayquaza Black not Green
Hoopa: SHINY DRAGON
Rayquaza: good question Ash, WHY AM I NOT GREEN??
Latios: you dumbass dragon you're shiny
Rayquaza: Imwhatnow
Latias: S H I N Y
Rayquaza: kill me but what's shiny

Unbound: KILL YOU? SURE LEMME JUST SUMMON LITERAL GODS
Hoopa: HOOPA SUMMON ARCEUS
Latios: he's too busy eating donuts
Hoopa: oh

*Dialga, Palkia and Giratina come out of portals*
Hoopa: DAMMIT HOOPA BEAT HOOPA TO IT
Latias: it's really awkward when you talk in third person
Rayquaza: I like how you all ignored the fact that there's fucking Jesus Christ and Satan in front of us
Latios: why are their eyes red?
Latias: *gasp* THEY'RE POSSESSED

Rayquaza: WHAT
Latios: that's less shocking considering Rayquaza's shiny
Rayquaza: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A SHINY IS

Unbound: *summons Primal Kyogre & Groudon*
Rayquaza: *eyes light up* shit just got serious
Latias: it wasn't serious before?
Latios: apparently not

Ash: hEy YOu thREe WAnnA mEGA evOLvE?
Rayquaza: HELL YEAH I DO PASS US THAT MEGA STONE
Ash: what, no I don't have a mega stone
Rayquaza: then how the fuck am I supposed to mega evolve
Ash: wiTh magIC

*so due to complete and utter magic, Rayquaza, Latios & Latias mega evolve*

Latios: hey Latias, what's the difference between our megas again?
Latias: uhhhhh
Rayquaza: HAHA LOOK AT THIS BAD BOI

Rayquaza: now where's Groudon and Kyogre, they need a beating
Latios: this stupid child is on me
Latias: this stupid mouse is on me
Rayquaza: this stupid.... AIR is on me

Kyurem; WELL HELLO THERE
Rayquaza: oh lawd
Latias: ..he comin
Rayquaza: shut we only say that for Kyogre
Latios: where's Zekrom and Reshiram
Kyurem; they died ig, anyways Unbound wants me to kill you so-

Kyurem: *transforms into Reshiram dragon thing*
Rayquaza: well fuck
Unbound: HAHAHA HOOPA STRONG

(They battle it out, and Hoopa and Unbound make up cause they were playing tag and got bored)

All the possessed legendaries: *fall into the ocean*
Rayquaza: GROUDON YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF
Latios: oh well too late
Rayquaza: yeah I guess

*suddenly time and space fall apart cause Dialga and Palkia weren't doing their homework*

Giratina: YOU IDIOTIC SIBLINGS LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW
Dialga: WAIT THE HOMEWORK WAS DUE TODAY??
Palkia: oh shit Arceus gonna be mad
Hoopa: HOOPA HELP ASHKUN & CO LIVE

*everyone going through the portals and shit*

Ash: PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT
Pikachu: *uses thunderbolt on fucking time and space's existence and dies*
Ash: PIKACHU NOOOOO

Kyogre: did he just use thunderbolt on that thing
Kyurem: the poor child doesn't know what he's up against
Kyogre: hey wait a second where Groudon
Groudon: *in water, drowning*
Kyurem: ...
Kyogre: oh no! anyways

Dialga and Palkia: *quickly finishing up their homework so that they don't kill everyone*

Arceus: *looks at homework due date* those damn kids didn't finish it, huh
Arceus: *munches on donut* no wonder I can feel time and space falling apart....
Arceus: looks like it's time to pay a visit

(Eventually Dialga and Palkia finish, and Hoopa gets everyone safe with a little help from the others to get it through the portal)

Rayquaza: do I smell donuts
Kyogre: OH LAWD HE COMIN
Giratina: prepare for a spank, you two
Dialga: this isn't fucking 1969, who taught you time logic
Giratina: I- you did
Dialga: oh wait

Kyurem: wait a second you smell donuts?
Rayquaza: very much, yes. they are chocolate ones, I can smell the chocolate
Kyogre; uh oh, that means...

*Arceus appears*

Dialga: AAAAAAA
Palkia: AAAAAAA
Giratina: It wasn't me this time
Arceus: children your homework is due today, have you done it?
Palkia: yes
Dialga: we may have also killed a couple organisms in the process
Arceus: ok as long as you've done it
Arceus: *proceeds to head out*

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Ok in all honesty I dunno what I was doing here, I just wanted to show off that I watched Hoopa: the Clash of Ages when nobody really cares

Also I kept thinking about that shiny Rayquaza, I think I'm obsessed help

Also also, cause of that movie Mega Rayquaza is now my new favourite shiny, ok bye bitches