What do Legendaries get up to?

What the legendaries of Hoenn do in their spare time

(The photo and overall plot is from a video, credit not mine)

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Kyogre: *looking at a pool*
Groudon: why don't you go in
Kyogre: I'm just wondering what the point of it is if we're on a boat in the middle of an even bigger pool
Groudon: hmmmmmmmm
Groudon: *picks up Kyogre*
Kyogre: hEY WHaT ARE YOU doING
Groudon: if you want to have a swim in the 'bigger pool' let me help you get in..
Kyogre: waiT WHaT
Groudon: *yeets Kyogre into the sea*
Kyogre: *screaming*

Rayquaza: son where is Kyogre I think he ate my cookies
Groudon: he's too busy having a swim
Kyogre: *drowning somehow*
Rayquaza: the numpty there's a pool on the boat
Groudon: he wanted the bigger one

*my little pony starts playing in the bg*

Rayquaza: Groudon did you leave the radio on again
Groudon: tf I listen to heavy metal not that shit
Rayquaza: I think Latias left the radio on tut tut
*two my little pony characters fly towards the two*
Groudon: is that Keldeo?
Rayquaza: He must have gotten a haircut recently
*the two ponies land in front of them*
Pony1: *biting Groudon*
Groudon: AH whAT THE FUCK
Pony2: *on Rayquaza slapping him*
Rayquaza: THE FUCK StoP SLAPpinG ME
Pony2: I will proceed to kidnap you now
Pony1: me too
Groudon: wait wot
Rayquaza: KELDEO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

*an hour later*

Latios: Latias did you leave the radio on again
Latias: tf no
Latios: then why was my little pony playing
Latias: cause Groudon listens to it or something idk
Latios: speaking of Groudon where is he
Latias: tf am I supposed to know
Kyogre: uh him and Rayquaza got kidnapped by Keldeo's demented friends
Latias: ...
Latios: ...
Kyogre: it's true they started biting them then carried them off somehow
Latios: wtf
Latias: uhhhhhhh

Kyogre: they flew towards the mountain or something go look for them ig
Latias: aren't you worried?
Kyogre: well no
Latios: aight this is the second time this week we've had to save someone in distress
Kyogre: who was the other
Latias: Deoxys got stuck in a van after he tried to hide from a spinarak he saw, then got kidnapped by mistake
Kyogre: that sounds fun, tell me what happened
Latios: well uh he was apparently walking in Johto, minding his own business, when suddenly-
Latias: shut up brother tell him another time we have to save Groudon and Rayquaza
Kyogre: aw
Latios: aight ok lets go

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Rayquaza: Groudon what happened I think I just woke up from a coma
Groudon: well Keldeo's demented friends kidnapped us and that's all I remember
Rayquaza: why are we in a box labelled "box to shove hostages in"
Groudon: cause we're hostages or something
Rayquaza: oh
Groudon: oh look at that man being ripped apart by a tiger
Rayquaza: tf is a tiger
Groudon: I don't think it matters cause we can just leave now
Rayquaza: ok son come on

*they go through a massive door and to a man*
Man: hello you two do you remember me
Rayquaza: I must have created you 6.9 million years ago but I can't remember
Groudon: you just created air not humans
Rayquaza: both of those are just a myth
Man: HUSH YOU TWO
Man: anyways I gave you the mega stone all those years ago
Rayquaza: the mega stone? Arceus gave me that
Groudon: *gasp* ITS ARCEUS
Man: well no not exactly
Rayquaza: well anyways can we please get out of this place
Man: only if you'll listen to a song I wrote
Groudon: surely it can't be worse than Justin Bieber
Rayquaza: doesn't Kyogre listen to him?
Groudon: yeah that's why I stole his radio

Man: *opens pool for a Wailord to come out*
Rayquaza: tf
Groudon: this'll be good
Wailord: *starts singing* lALALALALALALALALA HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
lALalLLaAAlAlALA
hOhOHOhOHohOHohOHoHohOhhoh
Rayquaza: AAAAAAAAA
Groudon: AAAAAAAA
Rayquaza: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
Groudon: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE EARS
Rayquaza: WELL WHATEVER JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE
Groudon: *smacks wall* AAAAAAAAAA
Man: hahahaha my plan is working

*meanwhile outside*

Latias: what's that noise?
Latios: I think they're listening to Justin Bieber
Latias: Wait Kyogre beat us here
Latios: apparently so
Latias: *looks in through window* HOLY DARKRAI
Latios: wot
Latias: There's a singing Wailord and Rayquaza and Groudon look to be having a seizure
Latios: I can't blame them he sounds like Justin Bieber
Latias: WE GOTTA SAVE EM
Latios: first of all we need ear plugs
Latias: we don't even have ears
Latios: well then we need thethingthatwehearoutof plugs
Latias: aight pass me one
Latios: *passes it* here
Latias: *covers thethingthatshehearsoutof*
Latios: *does the same*

Latias: we ready?
Latios: yes
Latias: mk let's go

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Rayquaza: *points at the man* OKAY, WE LISTENED TO IT, NOW LET US OUT
Man: hmmm no
Groudon: ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING MURDER US OR SOMETHING
Man: maybe I am, maybe I'm not, that's up to you to decide
Rayquaza: I'LL RIP YOUR JUSTIN BIEBER POSTER IN HALF
Man: NO
Groudon: QUICKLY BURN IT
Rayquaza: YOU'RE THE FIRE TYPE HERE, NOT ME
Groudon: IM NOT EVEN A FIRE TYPE BUT OK
*Groudon burns the poster and Rayquaza gets some scissors and chops it in half*
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Wailord stops singing*
Rayquaza: holy crap my ears are broken
Groudon: for the second time, you don't have any ears!
Rayquaza: what did you say?
Groudon: I-
Man: GRRR YOU TWO WILL PAY FOR THIS
*Latias and Latios fly in*
Latias: the fuck happened are you guys ok
Rayquaza: what?
Groudon: he's half deaf, excuse him for that
Latios: can't blame him for that, the Justin Bieber song was earrape
Latias: anyways you two c'mon

*at the ship*

Kyogre: oh no they're back
Groudon: hello brother I accidentally on purpose threw off the ship
Kyogre: nah it's fine I had fun
Rayquaza: I'm gonna call Kyurem to ask him about Keldeo
Kyogre: why
Rayquaza: cause his demented friends fucking kidnapped us
Latias: your ears seem to be working now
Kyogre: oh Latios can ya tell me the story of Deoxys?
Latios: oh sure

Latios: *cough*

He was apparently walking in Johto, minding his own business, when suddenly he saw a Spinarak on the floor, and due to the poor thing having Arachnophobia, he decided to hide from it. Where? A van of course, nothing sus (expect red)

Then some 'mon got in and he closed the doors of the van not knowing Deoxys was in it and drove off

Kyogre: oh
Rayquaza: author why is that speck of dna my date
Groudon: sounds like something you would do to hide from Justin Bieber tbh
Latias: can everyone shut up about Justin Bieber

Latios: uh anyways,

Half an hour later Jirachi comes and tells us Deoxys is missing and she doesn't really care, but she wants us to find him anyways
So we do and turns out he got shoved into some sort of house and was kicked out eventually and didn't know where he was

But spoiler alert: we found him

Rayquaza: ofc you found him
Kyogre: are you happy? :>
Rayquaza: well I kind of have to be huh
Groudon; yes, yes you do

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Holy SHIT that was long wtf

Anyways this has 1214 words and is WAY longer than the Sinnoh one, wtf

Anyways bye :3