What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} stuck in the basement

when you say "alola gang", you might mean the anime but i'm gonna do it with legendaries and myths since this is a book about legendaries and myths and uh yes

ALSO I HAVE ACCESS TO DARK MODE NOW YAAAAY

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Giratina: *walks down to baseme- distortion world*
Giratina: *opens door and sees all the alola legendaries, mythicals and ash ketchum knocked out on the floor*
Giratina: wtf dad

*and so*

Giratina: EVERYONE WAKE UP
Necrozma: WHAT THE FU-
Solgaleo: did i fall asleep in the basement
Lunala: GIRATINA GET OUT MY HOUSE
Necrozma: i thought we agreed it was my house
Solgaleo: you wanna pay the bills?
Giratina; everyone shut up this is my basement
Koko: wtf why are we down here
Giratina: idk i found you all knocked out and a comment told me to leave you down here for a week so adios
Necrozma: HEY WHA-

*giratina closes the door and everyone is left in darkness except solgaleo because he glows*

Lele: necrozma i swear to fucking god if you scream
Koko: i'll go find a gag
Necrozma: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT IF I DONT HAVE A MOUTH
Lele: go into your ultra form
Necrozma: it's too small to do that shit here
*koko moves some items away and find ash still asleep*
Koko: i found a child
Lunala: COSMOG
Silvally; no, cosmog is on my back, please help
Lunala: ...cosmoem?
Bulu: cosmoem is uh. on the ornament table
Solgaleo; why does giratina have an ornament table? and what's the difference between that and a normal table??
Ash: *wakes up* hello there

*moment of silence*

Koko: fuck this- necrozma you hoe fuse with me
Necrozma: I CANT FUSE WITH YOU
Lele; i should be fucking glad too
Ash: hey where's the ultra beasts

*another moment of silence*

Necrozma: NOOOO THEY MUST STILL BE AT THE HOUSE
Lunala; well fuck
Solgaleo: you did say it was your house which means you pay for anything that gets destroyed-
Fini; which will probably be a lot of things
Solgaleo: yes
Necrozma: NOOOOOO

*suddenly the mythicals appear and it turns out zeraora lights up too*
Necrozma: YES GIVE ME ALL THE LIGHT
Fini; oh shit is uh- meltan here
Magearna: yes, melmetal too
Solgaleo: NOOOOOO
Ash: are you even edible?
Silvally: i think you forgot that last time melmetal kidnapped him
Lele; haven't we techincally all been kidnapped?

*yet another moment of silence as everyone contemplates life*

Solgaleo: well i never really considered that
Magearna: OH SHIT MARSHADOW HELP ME
*meltan climbing onto magearna*
Marshadow: i'm gonna try get out of here. *sinks into ground*
Magearna: AAAAAA
Necrozma: and you guys said i would be the one who screamed
Ash; actually that's not true
Necrozma: you weren't even awake so shut up
*type: null puts in the effort to stand up and bite meltan off magearna*
Magearna: now my skirt has a bite mark in it
Type null: you're welcome.
Ash: wtf did he even bite you with
Lele: his none-existent mouth
Ash: but if it's none-existent then-

*another three days pass and everyone is getting bored*

Necrozma: i fear the state of the house
Lunala: maybe we should just buy a new one completely
Lele: NO I WANT MY JELLYFISH
Ash: that thing can fuse with you, you know
Bulu: wtf is up with gen 7 and fusion
Necrozma: listen lele if you want your jellyfish so bad then pay the bills
Solgaleo: that's harsh
Necrozma: WE'VE BEEN STUCK IN HERE SINCE MONDAY AND YOU CALL ME HARSH????
Silvally: this is gonna turn into an argument over food isn't it
Koko: hoe half of us don't even have mouths