What do Legendaries get up to?

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I'm screaming over pokemon journeys for a reason I won't say because spoilers, anyways here take this

Also hoopa stole arceus' donuts and is now going to see giratina

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Lunala: what's the mass of the sun?
Necrozma: ..three
Solgaleo, pissed: fucking- that's what they WANT you to think

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Ho-Oh: they say we're trying to push homosexuality on them with agenda
Lugia: I don't get it, I don't have "a gender"

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Articuno: why are you smiling?
Mewtwo: what, can I not be happy?
Moltres: S.Mewtwo fell down a pit.

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Pheromosa: what's a thot?
Nihilego: uh, a thoughtful person.
*so, at the dinner table*
Kartana: here's the salt, Pheromosa
Pheromosa: thank you Kartana, you're such a thot!
Kartana: *spits out water*

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Deoxys: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Rayquaza, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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Kyurem, picking up his phone: Zekrom go away I'm busy
Zekrom: do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Kyurem: ...
Kyurem: I'm on my way.

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Groudon: Kyogre sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Rayquaza: how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?

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Darkrai: how's the most beautiful legendary doing today?
Cresselia: I don't know, how are you?
Darkrai: *voice cracking* I'm fine.

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Dialga: the food is too hot, I can't eat it
Palkia: you're too hot and I still eat you
Dialga: ....
Palkia: *winks*
Giratina: I just want one dinner. ONE DINNER.

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Calyrex: if you put "violently" to describe your action it automatically becomes funnier
Calyrex: violently practises
Zacian: violently studies
Zamazenta: violently sleeps
Regieleki: violently shoots pictures
Regidraco: violently murders dragon types
Eternatus: violently worries about that last statement

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Dialga: we need to distract the guards
Palkia: I'm gonna break their elbows whilst you poke their eyes
Dialga: ...
Dialga: deal.

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Celebi: I'm quick at maths
Mew: what's 3078 x 1954
Celebi: 25
Mew: that is absolutely not the right answer
Celebi: but it was a quick answer

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Arceus: I've looked everywhere for my donuts, I can't find them
Shaymin Sky: everywhere, you say?
Arceus: yes
Shaymin Sky: *opens drawer, pulls out donut case*
Arceus: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago

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Blacephalon: can you guys see this from my perspective?
Stakataka and Celesteela: *crouch down somehow*
Blacephalon: I hate you both.

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Registeel: here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee
Regigigas: oh, it's cold
Registeel: a nice cup of coffee
Regigigas: it's horrible!
Registeel: a cup of coffee
Regigigas: is this even coffee?
Registeel: ...cup

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Necrozma: hey Lunala, are you free around 8pm Friday?
Lunala: ...yeah-?
Necrozma: how about you, Solgaleo?
Solgaleo: uh yes
Necrozma: great! because I'm not. enjoy your date you two.
Lunala: did he just-

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Diancie: why would you give a child a knife??
Genesect: Meltan felt unsafe.
Diancie: now I feel unsafe!
Genesect: ...
Genesect: would you like a knife

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Lugia: looks like we're onto plan B
Ho-Oh: wouldn't this be plan G?
Kyogre: how many plans do we have? does this go up to plan M?
Lugia: actually, Mewtwo dies in plan M
Groudon: I like plan M.

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Kyurem: I'm gay.
Reshiram: water's wet. Arceus likes donuts. Zekrom is hot.
Kyurem: ...what
Reshiram: oh sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things
Zekrom: did you just say I'm hot?

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Been a while since I last screamed over the Pokémon anime. When was the last time, you ask?
Eh just Rayquaza been held hostage and electrocuted at the beginning of the Manaphy movie

Anyways bye