What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} Dad, palkia is playing with space again!

i have a whole list of requests to do now lmao

nah i'm not complaining, thanks a lot i actually have content to publish now

also wattpad didn't log us out! good to know lol

anyways, palkia is messing with his powers and whoosh, him, dialga and giratina are now in another dimension
i was gonna have it be s.mewtwo's dimension but like. that makes no sense since she's from the same dimension just a different timeline
it's too confusing for me to understand tbh

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Arceus: myself dammit palkia, that's the fifth wormhole you've opened up in your room this week
Palkia: hey at least i'm doing my homework
Dialga: shut up brother
Arceus: jeez i'm starting to realise how messed up your ship is
Arceus: anyways, stop opening wormholes before you get sucked into one
Dialga: you know what happened with mewtwo

Giratina: maybe one of those dimensions has your sanity in
Palkia: god damn i really need that
Arceus: giratina you're supposed to be in the basement
Giratina: actually i'm supposed to be on earth, but sure that'll do
Arceus: ....oh shit yes you are
Dialga: put him back on earth
Giratina: NO
Arceus: tch fine you can stay, but i'm taking the tv back to where it originally was
Giratina: NOOOOOOO

*and so arceus leaves to go do that*

Giratina: now i'm sat to stare at walls
Dialga: HEY PALKIA WE CAN BEAT HIS SCORE IN MARIO KART NOW
Giratina: NOOOOOOOO

*silence*

Dialga: ...palkia?
Giratina: haha he dead
Dialga: ....
Giratina: ...
Dialga: oh shit he might actually be dead
Giratina: ....
Giratina: damn that's actually kinda sad

*they go inside to palkia's room, and see a wormhole*

Dialga: palkia? did you go down that hole?
Giratina: haha that's what she said
Dialga: i hate you
*distance cries of palkia is heard*
Dialga: hey do you remember palkia's cry?
Giratina: uh, it's either some weird noise or him crying for sanity
Dialga; welp i hear a weird noise so that's close enough
Dialga: DONT WORRY PALKIA WE COMING FOR YOU
Giratina: wait, we are?

*and so dialga and giratina get dragged down the... portal, too*

*and so, with a crash landing*

Dialga: ...ow-
Giratina: where the fuck did you just take me brother
Palkia: ...you guys are fucking idiots
Dialga: YOU WERE CRYING FOR HELP
Palkia: ....
Palkia: that wasn't me, that was that horn over there

*they all look at a horn, as it makes another noise*

Giratina: well thanks for nothing! we're stuck here now
Palkia: we all know plot armour will get us out
Dialga: shh you just spoilt the whole chapter
Giratina: wait, we're gonna have an adventure??
Dialga: idk the author can decide

*as the fourth wall falls down, it reveals a massive poster of a platinum remake, because bdsp came out today*

Giratina: HOLY SHIT
Dialga: oh no
Palkia: oh no
Giratina: FUCK PLOT ARMOUR I WANNA STAY HERE
Dialga: WELL I DONT

*giratina runs up to it, only to fall into the void*

Palkia: .....
Dialga: ....
Palkia: is he dead
Dialga: i think so
Palkia: oh
Palkia: haha

*he then teleports behind them*

Giratina: nothing personal, kid
Palkia: AAAAA
Dialga: AAAAA
Giratina: i said nothing personal smh
Palkia: fuck i thought you died
Giratina: is that a relieved fuck or a disappointed fuck
Palkia: disappointed
Giratina: dammit