What do Legendaries get up to?

The Crown Tundra in a nutshell (Part1)

I may or may not have been watching ttar's Crown Tundra series lately

Apparently Registeel and Regice are a couple 👁👄👁

Also the Crown Tundra is kinda long so I have to make several parts to this- idfk how many 3 max 2 minimum

Anyways let's go-

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Peony: NIA MY BABY DONT GO TO MAX RAIDS
Peonia: tf why
Peony: I WANNA DO OUR ADVEN-TOUR THAT TOTALLY ISNT A BAD DAD JOKE
Peonia: fuck this I want to catch a Dialga
Peony: NOOOOOO

*Peonia spots the protagonist, imma say Victor, and asks him for help*

Peony: BATTLE ME YOU FOUL BEAST
Victor: I am the champion you know
Peony: IM GONNA PRETEND I DIDNT HEAR THAT

*and so Peony looses and him and Victor goes to a dynamax raid and Victor catches Suicune*

Peony: since my beloved daughter is now currently trying to catch Dialga, do you wanna do my Adven-tour?
Victor: is that a dad joke
Peony: no now take these legendary clues and do shit with them

*Victor leaves however the statue outside seems to be missing something and Victor steals Peony's pillow and places it on the statue.*

Victor: that's a big noggin Jesus Christ
Calyrex: u wot mate
Victor: wtf are you
Calyrex: gimme a min I need to get a body to possess

*so Calyrex kidnaps Peony and possess his body*

Calyrex: can you understand me now
Victor: I could before but ok
Calyrex: oh well, anyways I need ya to help me find my hoss
Victor; your hose? why do you need a hose?
Calyrex: HOSS, not HOSE you stupid human child
Victor: *processing*
Victor; you mean horse?
Calyrex: I SAID THAT

Victor: why do you need your horses
Calyrex: you see I'm so unpopular I'm beginning to die
Victor: damn someone uses Instagram too much
Calyrex: shut up and ask people about me

*so Victor does that but nobody remembers him*

Calyrex: anyone remember me?
Victor: no have fun dying lol
Calyrex: dammit I happened to have lost me memory too
Calyrex: my hoss liked carrots can you go plant some for me
Victor: am I your fucking slave or something
Calyrex: I am a king you are a peasant so do as told
Victor: siejsojsdincdkdbnxksje

Victor: where should I plant them
Calyrex: I mean do ya want ice or ghost
Victor: ...carrots?
Calyrex: hoss, but sure carrots too
Victor: ....
Victor: well ghost seems more popular so imma go for ice
Calyrex: aight then, go plant em somewhere in the snow then call me
Victor: I don't have your numb-
Calyrex: *pulls a rotom-phone from somewhere* now you do

*and so Victor goes and plants the carrot and Calyrex comes over with a possessed Peony*

Victor: can you stop possessing this random dude who wants me to go catch legendaries
Calyrex: nah
Calyrex: anyways, imma use my remaining powers to make this carrot grow
*silence*
Victor: ....
Victor: so are you gonna do something, or-?

*Calyrex puts a cowboy hat on then starts dancing, Peony repeating his actions*

Victor: what the fuck
*a carrot sprouts*
Victor: holy shit that actually worked
Calyrex: I told ya, now stop swearing you're fucking 11
Victor: but you just-

*Victor pulls the carrot out*

Victor: what now
Calyrex: uh
*Glastrier runs by*
Calyrex: MY HOSS
Victor: GLASTRIER YOU IDIOT THE CARROT'S THIS WAY
Calyrex: he seems to be running towards the village
Victor: but there isn't any carrots there
Calyrex: well that's just plot, now cmon we gotta get our asses there before he causes chaos or something

*so they make their way to the village and Glastrier is yelling something in the middle of the crops*

Victor: oh shit there he is
Calyrex: yeah now go give him the carrot
Victor: it's your horse why should I-
Calyrex: do ya wanna catch me or what
Victor: tch fine

*Victor whistles and Glastrier stared at him*

Victor: ....
Glastrier: ....
Victor: ....
Glastrier: CARROT
Victor: WHAT THE FUCK
*Glastrier runs towards him*
Victor: AAAAAAA

*after Victor kicks Glastrier's ass with his Suicune, Calyrex comes*

Calyrex: MY HOSS
Calyrex: AND THIS IS THE DLC SO ZARUDE CANT SHOVE YA IN THE CLOSET
Glastrier: FUCK YOU IM GONNA GO RUN INTO THAT LADY
*he runs towards a lady*
Lady: EEK! I'M THAT LADY!
Calyrex: YOU BLINDASS HOSS VICTOR HAS THE CARROT
*so Calyrex uses his psychic powers to stop Glastrier before he runs into the lady, however he rushes off down the hill*

Victor: I thought you were weak how tf did you-
Victor: wait whats this
*Victor picks up some main hair*
Victor: this is a fucking ice horse why does it have hair

Mayor: thanks so much for saving us newcomer
Victor: I have literally been here since the beginning of this dlc do you have braincells
Mayor: hmmm looks like that main hair can be used to make the Reins of Unity
Victor: that sounds like some cliche anime thing that finishes off the villain with the power of friEnDShiP
Mayor: now now this isn't my little pony
Mayor: anyways I'm getting old so I'm gonna go back to my house goodbye

*so he leaves and Victor joins Calyrex in the corner with the possessed Peony*

Victor: you know, we should probably do something about where Glastrier went
Calyrex: we can deal with shit later but I must ask ya for the Reins of Unity
Victor: oh no not you too
Calyrex: hush, anyways do you have any ideas on what to do to get it
Victor: well the game gave me two options to either "make a set" or "we need a flower". that last ones makes no sense wh-
Calyrex: hmm, we can grow the flower since I have regained some of my powers, now I'd hang onto a tree if I were ya
Victor; why
Calyrex: ya will see in a second

*the ground begins to shake*

Victor: WTF DID YOU JUST SUMMON AN EARTHQUAKE
Calyrex: crownus bloomus!
Victor: I think you got your franchises mixed up, this ain't Harry Potter
Calyrex: hush now take this
*Victor gets the Radiant Petal*
Victor: if it bites me will I become some plant superhero
Calyrex: radiant and radioactive do NOT mean the same things
Victor: dammit

*so Calyrex tells Victor to make the Reins of Unity so Victor goes to the Mayor's house*

Mayor: I forgot how to make them so bring that possessed dude over here to make it for me
Victor: wtf ok

*so Victor brings Peony along inside the house*

Peony: what do I do with this
Mayor: you gotta make the Reins of Unity however you must use this song. *inhales*
Peony: *puts his hand on Mayor's mouth* yeah no thanks it's 9am, let's not

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It is 1am for me and I saw that the last chapter was 3 days ago and panicked because I had nothing to upload just yet

So here I am, at 1am, watching ttar's Crown Tundra whilst writing this so if Glastrier doesn't have mane hair, then well you know why it does in this chapter

Anyways imma doing that request too uh- goodbye