Yes we have all the ships
Do not judge my choices, that's Arceus' job
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Me: OK EVERYONE
Rayquaza: AAA HUMAN
Me: shut I am god
Arceus: excuse me what the mcfuck
Me: w h a t
Arceus: I'm not 100% sure, but I'm PRETTY sure I'm god
Me: well yes but no
Arceus: I-
Arceus: *goes to question life in the corner*
Me: anyways does everyone know what a ship is?
Mewtwo: ..wot
Celebi: what type?
Me: *lenny face*
Celebi: mk I think I know what type
Dialga: *opens time portal to a boat* this?
Me: well yes but no
Dialga: then what do you mean
Me: I mean like a relationship
Dialga: ohhhhhhhh yes
Me: anyways imma start shipping all of you :3
Yveltal: OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
Me: aight so Mewtwo..
Mewtwo: *holding cross* BEGONE SATAN
Giratina: *screaming*
Me: STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING GIRATINA
Mewtwo: I-
Me: anyways some people might ship you and Mew but in my world that's incest so you're single I guess
Mewtwo: wait they ship me and-
Me: MK NEXT
Me: ok... hmmmst
Celebi: I want to be single...
Me: you might as well be? Tbh I'm thinking of Lugia and Ho-oh
Ho-oh: wtf no
Lugia: I don't want to date a chicken
Ho-oh: I'M NOT A CHICKEN
Lugia: BIRD THEN IDFK
Me: guys if I say you're dating then you're dating
Lugia: *cri*
Ho-oh: *hugs the legendary beasts* back off my children
Lugia: *looks at the legendary birds*
Lugia: uh you can go beat those guys up if ya want
Zapdos: HEY
Lugia: what?
Articuno: wow what a GREAT father
Lugia: knock it off!
Ho-oh: hmmst maybe ya'll in need of a mother
Lugia: *pauses*
Ho-oh: hehe
Me: yes the first ship has begun
Arceus: *judging*
Me: ok, next..
Rayquaza: you better ship Kyrogue and Groudon otherwise I will mega evolve
Me: you can mega if you want, I'm still thinking
Me: anyways you're my target
Rayquaza: AAA
Kyrogue: WAIFUWAIFUWAIFU
Me: I-
Groudon: Rayquaza must have waifu
Deoxys: ah crap not this again
Jirachi: imma vibe since no Mythicals have been part of a ship yet
Rayquaza: what about Latios and Latias?? You have a perfectly good couple there, yet you choose to give me a waifu
Deoxys: b-but they're siblings..
Rayquaza: wait wot
Me: yeah I ain't shipping those two
Jirachi: yeah, don't...
Me: well I have a thing of shipping my two favourites..
Deoxys:
Rayquaza:
Me:
Deoxys:
Rayquaza: wait
Me: :>
Deoxys: BUT WE'RE LITERALLY RIVALS
Me: pfft, 'rivals' doesn't mean anything in shipping language
Jirachi: wait what about Kyrogue and Gro-
Me: SHUT
Rayquaza: *crying*
Kyrogue: this is like the perfect waifu though
Deoxys Attack: *smacks Kyrogue*
Groudon: HA
Arceus: *judging intensifies*
Me: ok so-
Giratina: Dialga x Palkia mhmm?
Palkia: no
Dialga: AAAA
Me: actually, Arceus x Donut
Arceus: *judging stops*
Cresselia: dude this is fucking perfect yes
Me: oh, also, how about Cresselia x Darkrai?
Darkrai: *starts dancing* fuck this shit I'm out
Me: eh... maybe not
Giratina: ..but Dialga x Palkia
Me: but.. Arceus x Donut
Dialga: but.. Cresselia x Darkrai
Darkrai: *fuck this shit I'm out intensifies*
Giratina: I will transfer you to the distortion world of you don't ship Palkia x Dialga
Me: ..ok but Arceus x Donut
Arceus: *hugs donut* child
Palkia: I wait if you're dating then how can-
Me: I THINK HE MEANS TO SAY "LOVE"
Me: also Palkia x Dialga
Giratina: YESSS
Dialga: I-
Palkia: fuck you
Arceus: *judging still stops because he ships it too*
Me: generation 5.. pretty obvious...
Victini: hehehe Zekrom x Reshiram?
Kyurem: really?
*Zekrom and Reshiram battling it out in the bg*
Me: well if I can ship Rayquaza x Deoxys, I'm pretty sure I can ship those two.
Kyurem: wait you ship-
Me: yes
Kyurem: I- mk
Victini: anyone else you wanna ship from this generation?
Me: well, I'm heading for minimum 1 every gen (expect 1) so.. maybe
Victini: wellkeepmesingleplease
Kyurem: HEY YOU TWO
Zekrom: WHAT
Reshiram: *screams*
Kyurem: you gotta stop fighting 'cause you're dating now
Zekrom: I-
Reshiram: *continues to scream*
Zekrom: WHO SAID
Kyurem and Victini: *point at Me*
Me: hehehehe
Zekrom: I-
Reshiram: ew I don't love him
Me: well tough
Me: we all know who's I'm shipping for gen 6..
Xerneas: *inhales*
Xerneas: me and Yveltal?
Me: ..yeaH-
Yveltal: *screams*
Zygarde: HAHAHAHAHA
Diancie: no need, they're already dating
Me: they're wot
Zygarde: THEY ARE?
Xerneas: uh- I CAN EXPLAIN-
Yveltal: SHIT
Hoopa: fuckin exposed
Me: oH WELL ALL's weLL THat eNdS WEll!
Yveltal: wait so you're accepting-
Me: ofc I am what do I look like, a genwunner?
Zygarde: you love a lot of gen 1 pokemon...
Me: ..but gen 3 is my favourite-
Me: gen 7.. uh-
Me: *grabs magearna* I have to ship you with someone
Magearna: ...what about Lunala and Solgaleo-
Me: those two were dating from the start, anyways..
Lunala: HEY NO WE WEREN'T
Me: well Xerneas and Yveltal confessed, so why don't you?
Lunala: I-
Solgaleo: DON'T DO IT, IT'S A TRAP
Lunala: ..
Solgaleo: ..
Me: ..
Magearna: ..
Lunala: ..
Solgaleo: shit
Me: HAAA KNEW IT
Lunala: *face palm somehow*
Magearna: ..so I'll get shipped?
Me: in the future, yes. Right now? You're safe
Magearna: phew..
Necrozma: *pointing at Lunala and Solgaleo whilst laughing*
Lunala: SHUT
Me: nothing for gen 8 'cause I don't know it that well
Me: anyways that's all the ships for now byeee :D
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