What do Legendaries get up to?

Mewtwo's hunt for his spoon

Another random roleplay I decided to show off because why not

Also thanks for #1 in Rayquaza, Groudon, Deoxys, Diancie and Cresselia-

ALSO HEAD BOOP IN PHOTO ABOVE IM DYING HELP AODNSHAB

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Mewtwo: *opens draw and sees no spoon there*
Mewtwo: Alright who decided it was time to loose their kneecaps
Mew: ...what
Mewtwo: MY SPOON! IS! GONE!
Mew: oh.... I don't remember-
*flashbacks to Zapdos stealing it for Lugia*
Mew: ...nevermind

Mewtwo: wHAT
Mew: GO ASK THE LEGENDARY BIRDS WHERE IT IS-
Mewtwo: MK

*at Moltres since Zapdos and Articuno aren't anywhere to be seen*
Mewtwo: Moltres I have two questions
Moltres: ok go ahead
Mewtwo: first of all where are your brothers and second of all, and most importantly, where is my spoon
Moltres: Zapdos took it so Lugia wouldn't punish him-
Mewtwo: WOT
Moltres: calM dowN juST gO To JOhtO and GeT iT bAck
Mewtwo: Alright Lugia say goodbye to your kneecaps

*in Johto*

Lugia: gave it to Kyogre.
Mewtwo: what is this pass the fucking parc- WHY
Lugia: well I don't want to loose my kneecaps and since Kyogre doesn't haven't any kneecaps to loose I thought I might as well give it to him
Mewtwo: oh you smarta- where's Kyogre
Lugia: where do you think?
Mewtwo; Hoenn?
Lugia; nah Unova
Mewtwo: really??
Lugia: no you idiot

*In Hoenn*

Mewtwo: look Kyogre I don't want to go on a wild goose chase in an attempt to find my spoon so just pass it over before I break your neck
Kyogre: I don't even have a neck so think twice about that
Mewtwo: YOU DON'T HAVE KNEECAPS, YOU DON'T HAVE A NECK-
Kyogre: I'M A WHALE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
Mewtwo: aldnsjsb whatever just give me the spoon
Kyogre; about that-
Mewtwo: oh for gods sake don't say you gave it to Palkia or something
Kyogre: nah I gave it to Rayquaza since I couldn't do much with a massive spoon
Mewtwo: well at least Rayquaza has an actual neck to break so bu-bye

*in the ozone*

Mewtwo: ALRIGHT SKY SNEK IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY SPOON I WILL BREAK YOUR LONK NECK
Rayquaza: ...what
Mewtwo: don't tell me you gave it to Palkia
Rayquaza: gave what to Palkia-
Mewtwo: MY SPOON! YA KNOW, THE ONE BOTH YOU AND I SMACKED DEOXYS WITH IN THE FIRST CHAPTER?
Rayquaza: hmmmmmmm yeah
Mewtwo: AND APPARENTLY YOU HAVE IT NOW?
Rayquaza: hmmmmmmm yeah
Mewtwo: SO CAN I HAVE IT??
Rayquaza; hmmmmmmm no
Mewtwo: *begins to cry*

Rayquaza: can't you just replace it with... another spoon
Mewtwo: I killed the entire alakazam population to get that thing so even if I wanted to I probably couldn't
Rayquaza; what bout kadabra
Mewtwo: NO ONE CARES ABOUR KADABRA

Rayquaza: whatever, to see where I hid it go visit Dialga to go back in time to when I first got it
Mewtwo: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT-

*in Sinnoh*

Dialga: you want me to what
Mewtwo: I will break not only your kneecaps but your whole fucking body if you don't
Dialga: I- *quickly opens up portal*
Mewtwo: thank you

Arceus: child why are you opening time portals that can potentially kill all living organisms when you should be doing homework
Dialga: listen father, I'd be in hospital right now if I wasn't doing this
Arceus: what why
Dialga: *points at Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: ...
Arceus: ...
Dialga: ...
Mewtwo: ...
Arceus: what now you little-

Mewtwo: *sees Rayquaza with spoon via time portal* GOTTA DASH
Mewtwo: *jumps through portal and it closes*
Dialga: AAAAAA
Arceus: ok phew he's gone
Dialga: THERE'S ANOTHER MEWTWO IN THAT TIME PERIOD, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Arceus: ...shit