This is like all the roleplays me and my sister have done I swear
Anyways what do legendaries and mythicals get up to? Trust me you don't wanna know
UPDATE: {ULTRA BEASTS ARE NOW JOINING US}
We have 5 rules of this place:
5. Don't give Rayquaza or M...
sorry for not uploading recently mock exams started haha- revision sucks but i guess it's necessary
also why is necessary so hard to spell
anyways, part 2 is finally here and this will definitely need a part 3, maybe 4
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*peony finishes his dancing and making the reigns of unity*
Peony: welp here it is *plops it into victor's hands* Victor: oh wow you somehow managed to make it correctly Mayor: *sniff* this reminds me of my ancestors Peony: *ignores him* i mean, i did hand-sew your clothes along with my rebellious daughter's Victor; hasn't she caught like 10 legendaries? Peony: idfk what she's doing, but probably
*victor leaves but peony follows him*
Victor: i don't think you should follow me out, i mean, there's a weird humanoid dear with a big noggin that's going around possessing people Peony: ahahahah dont be stupid, i've lived here long enough to know that shit isn't re- *peony becomes possessed and starts levitating* Victor: sure okay bud whatever you say
*calyrex floats down like he's god*
Calyrex: human child did ya get my reins of unity Victor: yes, and the possessed dude made it Calyrex: don't be stupid, he's posse'ed and can't do shit Victor: i mean- tch whatever *victor shows calyrex the reigns of unity* Calyrex: i have tracked down mah hoss, he went up to crown shrine Victor: where's that Calyrex: a place where we used to 'ang out Victor; yes but where is it Calyrex: oh, it's uh- on the mountain Victor: but there's lots of mountains Calyrex: WELL LOOK AT THE ONE WITH THE BUILD- I MEAN TREE ON YA DUMBASS
Calyrex: anyways, imma head up there without teleporting you up Victor: wait what Calyrex: lol bye
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(yes i drew that)
*victor begins to make his way down, however*
Victor: why is there soil here Sonia: oh my god! a footprint Victor; where tf did you come from Victor: and why aren't you wearing winter clothing Sonia: okay it is kinda cold but Sonia: that's a footprint of the swords of justice! Victor: all three of them on one spot?? Sonia: dont you mean four? Victor: keldeo is a mythical tho
*cough* foreshadowing *cough*
Sonia: well you don't know what's gonna happen when- *cough* i mean, yes Victor: oh Sonia: anyways i'm gonna go warm myself up, have fun looking for footprints to make my theory correct or smthing Victor: i- okay
*she leaves and victor carries on his long journey, eventually reaching the top*
Victor: why has my free will to change my camera angle gone away Calyrex: 'cause this is a dramatic scene so shut up
Calyrex: *cough* i mean, i have been expecting you human child Victor: you sound like you're about to murder me Calyrex: maybe so, now gimme the reins of unity or else i'll make this possessed dude slap you *victor gives it to him* Calyrex: mmmm i remember the feeling of holding this Victor: someone is bound to send that to their friend with no context
Calyrex: aight now i want you to place the carrot into the basket and lead mah hoss here Victor: your accent suddenly picked up, but okay Victor; also will i have my free will to change my camera angle again Calyrex: after the cutscene smh
*and so victor places the carrot into the basket, as glastrier comes up and they hide behind the rock*
Victor: are ya gonna whip it or smthing? Calyrex: child this ain't some weird fetish from deviantart or something *glastrier eats the carrot* Calyrex: OKAY TIME TO LEAP WISH ME GOOD LUCK Victor: wait what
*calyrex yeets himself onto glastrier as the two dance around, and peony wakes up*
Peony: how strange i just had a dream where some dude with a big noggin came and possessed m- WHAT THE FUCK
*suddenly calyrex's noggin starts glowing*
Victor: that's.. not normal Peony: HOLY SHIT ITS THE BIG NOGGIN DUDE Peony: WHYS HE RIDING THAT HORSE Victor: that's a long story i'd rather not talk about
*calyrex managed to "fuse" with glastrier and victor and peony confront them*
Peony: what in the big noggin is going on here Victor: if i took a shot every time you said "big noggin" i'd be dead Peony: you're underage don't do that shit Calyrex: have you done with your life advice? can i possess you again? Peony: you wh- *peony gets possessed* Victor: welp okay then
Calyrex: anyways, now is the part where you catch me Victor: YES Calyrex: but i have a catch rate of 3 Victor: NOOOOOOOOO
*many painful hours and thousands of ultra balls later, victor finally catches him*
Victor; sheeesh that's like catching a beldum in gen 3 Victor: oh wait a minute Calyrex: human child- i mean, victor Calyrex; i finally have my hoss and no stupid monke can steal it, so now i am apart of your team Victor; where's peony? Calyrex: dead, probably
*suddenly victor's rotom phone rings*
Victor: hello there Peony; hey chief, you okay? i had a weird dream where i kept saying big noggin then i gave you life advice to not get drunk since you're underage Victor: ... Victor: interesting dream Peony: anyways you okay? Victor: yes Peony: mk meet up with me if you wanna go catch some totally real regis
*phone call ends*
Calyrex: he thinks they're HACKED??? Victor; probably Calyrex: tch *picks up his own rotom phone* time to call regieleki and regidrago
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eee, once again sorry about being dead for so long
idfk when the next chapter will be out and what it's about, probably the request or part 2 of celebi in a nutshell yes i'm doing a lot of nutshell chapters lately
unless you all wanna ask for more requests? i'm more then happy to do them :) unless they're something stupid like rule34, that shit ain't allowed here
