What do Legendaries get up to?

Headcanons because idk

A headcanon for every legend and myth because I'm bored and want to do a platinum randomiser, anyways enjoy

Ultra beasts too because I mean they're apart of this now

Also I'm gonna go fucking murder dorkly for what they did to ho-oh in their literal pokedex entries series ok bye

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Articuno: looks sensible but is a fucking clown
Zapdos: jealous of his galarian form for the legs
Moltres: always burns the pasta
Mewtwo: will kill anyone and anything to get his spoon
S.Mewtwo: loves this timeline better then her original one, also mew's fav kid
Mew: constantly gets mewtwo to the naughty corner
Entei: barks all the time and ho-oh has to tape his jaw shut
Raikou: flexes on zapdos for having sturdy legs
Suicune: ho-oh's lap cat, I guess you could say
Lugia: sends the birds to the bottom of the ocean for the littlest things so he can have peace
Ho-oh: respects her and lugia's kids and the birds pefer her over lugia
Celebi: trolls dialga sometimes
Regirock: wants to burn his siblings with a flamethrower
Regice: sits in the freezer all day and regigigas has to get them out
Registeel: uses hands as finger guns but tries to murder others
Latios: sleep deprived
Latias: good cook and gives good advice
Groudon: has a rivalry with kyogre and secretly watches my little pony
Kyogre: has a rivalry with groudon and secretly listens to justin bieber
Rayquaza: steals mewtwo's spoon all time in an attempt to kill deoxys again
Jirachi: over sleeps all the time and obsessed in cacti
Deoxys (normal): screams all the time and has the fear of spoons for obvious reasons
Deoxys (attack): very feisty and gets into fights often
Deoxys (defence): scared of everything once again and never leaves his room
Deoxys (speed): despises regieleki with every cell in her body
Uxie: does everything upside down for an unknown reason
Azelf: is a good cook but rarely does shit
Mesprit: fucking couch potato
Dialga: gets pissed when someone tells the time incorrectly
Palkia: has no sanity, I think we all know this by now
Heatran: plots with terrakion on how to destroy the kitchen
Regigigas: constantly checks the freezer for regice, hides flamethrowers from regirock, and stops registeel from murdering everyone
Giratina: lives in the basement that he nicknamed "the distortion world"
Cresselia: cleans up darkrai's room whilst he's gone
Phione: likes eggs
Manaphy: doesn't like eggs and takes phione around with her everywhere
Darkrai: gives children nightmares about gardevoir rule34
Shaymin: slaps people who accuse her of being a salad, or at least tries to
Arceus: addicted to donuts/doughnuts however americans spell it
Victini; looks small but is feisty, also has breakdowns when zekrom and reshiram "fight"
Thunderus: takes billions of pictures of lightning to try get a good photo
Tornadus: when he sneezes too hard, somewhere in the world, a tornado starts
Reshiram: loafs zekrom and looses the majority of their contests
Zekrom: loafs reshiram and wins the majority of their contests
Kyurem: him and rayquaza have parental meetings on how to take care of disobedient kids
Landorus: uses the crops he grows on fields to make popcorn
Virizion: a great cook and banned terrakion from the kitchen so he can't destroy it
Cobalion: watches zekrom and reshiram in their little contests and takes notes of who wins/looses
Terrakion: plots with heatran on how to destroy the kitchen
Keldeo: a horrible cook don't trust him
Meloetta: practises singing in the shed that genesect shoved her in
Genesect: tried to keep victini calm but being bug/steel and victini being fire/psychic, he can't do much
Xerneas: too innocent to get any dirty jokes
Yveltal: refuses to talk to anyone before he has his coffee
Zygarde: plays pirate games with hoopa and diancie to keep them entertained, also likes to bully rayquaza and say he likes ligma
Hoopa: lugia has to babysit him, and uses portals to get to... interesting locations
Diancie: wishes every night to have legs
Volcanion: goes to the spa way too often
(THANK YOU TO THAT ONE PERSON FOR REMINDING ME TO ADD TYPE:NULL AND SILVALLY)
Type Null: edgy as hell and gets complimented for wearing a good halloween costume
Silvally: once tried to fake his id as arceus, unfortunately that did not work
Tapu Koko: says "hoe" way too much and has been banned from typing too fast but does it anyway
Tapu Lele: shoves nihilego in her closet because she thinks it's cute
Tapu Bulu: keeps a look out for any danger, when I say danger I mean necrozma falling down the stairs at 3am
Tapu Fini: sometimes feeds cosmog when lunala is too busy
Cosmog: gets shoved down the basement and gets fed daily
Cosmoem: it's a fucking ornament
Lunala: feeds cosmog often and steals necrozma's night-light
Solgaleo: is sometime's necrozma's only source of light
Necrozma (normal): scared as fuck of the dark and has a night-light by his side
Necrozma (ultra): has battles with hoopa unbound to see who can slap more people since they both have numerous hands
Marshadow: him and darkrai have contests on who can sink further into the ground
Magearna: takes care of meltan when he's not trying to eat her
Zeraora: still pissed that he isn't the fastest pokemon
Meltan: eats steel types, mostly the magnemite line
Melmetal: kidnaps steel types, once again mostly the magnemite line
Zamazenta: finds aegislash attractive for whatever the reason
Zacian: makes sure eternatus stays in his room
Eternatus: fears regidraco and stays in his room 24/7
Kubfu: machamp is his idol
Urshifu: goes kayaking often, unfortunately he is not good at it
Calyrex: looks for his horses, still no luck finding them
Glastrier: him and regice play freeze tag
Spectrier: sometimes forgets her ankles and legs aren't attached and panics when she sees them apart
Regieleki: throws eggs at speed deoxys' window to annoy her
Regidraco: turns dragon types into corpses, eternatus is his main target
Articuno (Galarian): very good at those "under what cup" games
Zapdos (Galarian): makes sure everyone gets a good view of his legs
Moltres (Galarian): slaps people who says he's in an emo phase

{ULTRA BEASTS}

Nihilego: whenever the closet door is open she rushes out and tried to find safety
Pheromosa: will do anything and everything to get a shiny
Buzzwole: pretty sure he invented the squat but everyone disagrees
Xurkitree: wants to drink tapu koko's blood
Celesteela: scared as fuck of meltan
Kartana: cuts things in half either accidentally or on purpose, no one knows
Guzzlord: still learning english and screams too much
Poipole: says "OwO" and "UwU" way too often
Naganadel: very precise with grammar
Stakataka: traumatises blacephalon by trapping her (yes I decided blacephalon is she/her) under him with his eyes
Blacephalon: fucking loves bonfire night and hates stakataka's eyes

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Eeeee okay so, I might add onto this later when I remember something I forgot to add, but uh- yeah

This is ofc my interpretations of how the legends/myths/ub's would be

You should know that by now

*gets knife* time to go murder dorkly for what they did to ho-oh ok bye