Mewtwo stop hitting Deoxys with a massive spoon

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Rayquaza: Hey arceus?
Arceus: *eating donuts* wot
Rayquaza: can you make it so my children don't exist anymore?
Arceus: sorry nope ask Dialga for that
Rayquaza: er ok

*at Dialga*
Dialga: ..you wot
Rayquaza: don't question it just make it so they don't exist anymore
Dialga: *looks at Groudon and Kyrogue*
Groudon and Kyrogue: *throwing Xbox's at each other*
Dialga: I can see why you want that to happen but wouldn't you love them?
Rayquaza: I never loved anyone but myself.

*screaming in bg*
Giratina: uh
Rayquaza: I recognise that scream, I hear it a lot during battle
Dialga: I recognise it too, that's Deoxys
Giratina: And Mewtwo
Rayquaza: ..wait wot

*Mewtwo hitting Deoxys with a massive spoon in the bg*
Dialga: HOLY SHIT MEWTWO WHAT ARE YA DOING?
Mewtwo: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
Giratina: ..Hitting Deoxys with a massive spoon?
Mewtwo: YES, YES I AM
Deoxys: AAAAAAAAAA
Rayquaza: *take spoon off Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: HEY
Deoxys: *heavy breathing* holy shit thank you
Rayquaza: *proceeds to hit Deoxys with the spoon*
Deoxys: AAAAAA
Mewtwo: HEY THAT'S MY JOB
Mew: *slapps Mewtwo* 69 HOURS NAUGHTY CORNER
Mewtwo: N O
Mew: Y E S
Mewtwo: *snatches spoon off Rayquaza*
Rayquaza: HEY
Mew: *snatches spoon off Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: HEY
Mew: *slapp Mewtwo with spoon* TO. YOUR. NAUGHTY. CORNER.

(This is literally what we roleplay)

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