This is like all the roleplays me and my sister have done I swear
Anyways what do legendaries and mythicals get up to? Trust me you don't wanna know
UPDATE: {ULTRA BEASTS ARE NOW JOINING US}
We have 5 rules of this place:
5. Don't give Rayquaza or M...
I made this up because I was bored so look at this as an "in a nutshell" chapter
*cough*
Alternate title: Destiny deoxys in a nutshell
Wow I mess around with where my capital letters should be, anyways enjoy
Warning: a lot of 4th wall breaks ahead as you should have guessed from the title
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*meteorite crashes into earth and deoxys gets up* Deoxys: 5 billion years later, literally, we finally made it! Mars! *he looks around* Deoxys: now hold on a minute this ain't mars Humans: aaaa! an unidentifiable pokemon has crashed into earth! Deoxys: EARTH?!? They said I was going to mars god dammit, I want my money back *he sees the green core* Deoxys: ah there you are karen, now come on let's go get a refund *picks up rock*
*suddenly rayquaza comes from the ozone*
Rayquaza: I'M FED UP OF PAYING THE BILLS FOR THE OZONE SO IT CAN PROTECT THE EARTH Rayquaza: I HAVE THESE KIDS TO DEAL WITH WHO WANT TO DESTROY THE PLANET GIVE ME A BREAK
*deoxys and rayquaza eye each other*
Rayquaza: wtf no one told me a tellitubbie came along with it Deoxys: no one told me a worm on a string was the protector of the ozone Rayquaza: *offended gasp* ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!?
Deoxys: *gets in punching pose* bITCH TRY ME Rayquaza: OKAY THEN GET OFF YOUR BABY BED AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN Deoxys: what if I'm a woman Rayquaza: .... Rayquaza: then... fight me like a woman
*rayquaza shoots a hyper beam but deoxys goes into defence and obviously blocks the hit*
Rayquaza: wtf I swear you were less chonky a minute ago Deoxys: we haven't even known each other for a minute *silence* Deoxys: now we have, anyways *he turns into attack form* Rayquaza: OH NO HES HOT *deoxys, extremely offended, shoots some powers at him*
Rayquaza: *crashes into the thing like in the movie* DEFENCE?! ATTACK?! WHAT ARE YOU, AN AEGISLASH?! Deoxys: you. stop that. we're in the gen 3 timeline. Rayquaza: oH WeLL iM SoRRy
*rayquaza gets up and shoots another hyper beam but deoxys goes into speed and dodges it*
Rayquaza: HEYHEYHEYHEY Deoxys: what Rayquaza: SPEED DIDNT EXIST WHEN THIS MOVIE CAME OUT YOU CHEAT Deoxys: IF YOU MENTION AEGISLASH THEN WHY CANT I TURN INTO SPEED Rayquaza: FINE THEN LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST MEGA EVOLVE
*deoxys turns into attack*
Deoxys: ok. ok. I will stay out of speed. Rayquaza: THANK YOU *rayquaza shoots another hyper beam but since he forgot to rest it's kinda pathetic and just exploded midair* Deoxys: nice firework display Rayquaza: I swear if you mention that one ultra beast I will kill you Rayquaza: actually are you an ultra beast?
Deoxys: .... Deoxys: look. look at this.
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Rayquaza: ok, and..? Deoxys: it's fucking 2004, ok? ultra beasts will not exist FOR ANOTHER 12 YEARS Rayquaza: ........ Rayquaza: so what are you then? Deoxys: idk but what I do know is that you are very much a worm on a string Rayquaza: YOU LITTLE SHIT
*they battle some more before rayquaza finally falls into the water and deoxys floats above*
Deoxys: *puts hand next to side of face like he's listening to something* do I hear screams for help? *blub blub blub* Deoxys: eh that'll do
Rayquaza, from deep under the water: knock knock Deoxys:..... Deoxys: who's there Rayquaza: hyper beam Deoxys: hyper beam what? Rayquaza: *jumps out of water* YOUR FACE
*and so rayquaza pulls an uno reverse and deoxys falls into the water, or the core does anyways*
Rayquaza: crY-CRYSTAL GEM??????? Rayquaza: oh wait a second it's 2004, nevermind
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*4 years later... so 2008*
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Deoxys: THAT WASNT A FUNNY JOKE RAYQUA- *silence* Deoxys: .... Deoxys: it's been 4 years??? Damn I overslept
Deoxys: *looks down at core* Deoxys: is this shattered or something Deoxys: oh wait this isn't the manga, ignore me
*he flies off to look for his friend since he's a lonely prick*
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*Rayquaza's phone rings* Rayquaza: *picks it up* hello? Random dude on the other side: hey. deoxys woke up. for the sake of the plot go put him back to sleep. Rayquaza: do I have 3 kids to take care of now or what RDOTOS: what Rayquaza: I said, do I have- oh RDOTOS: go. and. stop. deox- Rayquaza: OKOK
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*and so after deoxys causes havoc in the city I forgot the name of, rayquaza finally comes along*
Rayquaza: *busts through clouds* Rayquaza: HERE'S JOHN-I MEAN RAYQUAZA Deoxys: AAAAAAAA
*deoxys turns into defence and puts that shield barrier thing over the city*
Rayquaza: that's dumb why'd you lock yourself in Deoxys: I need to find my friend, I'm a lonely prick Rayquaza: tf there was two of you?? Deoxys: yeah but one was kinda the thing on my chest Rayquaza: ...........I- right. thats awkward. Deoxys: why Rayquaza: you mean the CORE, right?? Deoxys: ..... Deoxys: oh you little sh-
*and so deoxys returns to normal and continues kidnapping people as rayquaza continues getting headaches due to ramming his head in the barrier*
Rayquaza: WHAT IF YOUR FRIEND IS OUTSIDE THE BARRIER?!? Deoxys: I can sense her presence (I think the green cored deoxys acts more feminine and idk why so imma give it she/her) Rayquaza: ah, so thats where the psychic type came from Deoxys: CAN YOU STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL FOR ONE MINUTE-
*after all the things happens of green deoxys being revived and they meet up and do their little dance as rayquaza finally enters the city and ruins the party*
Rayquaza: YOU. STILL. HAVE. TO. PAY. THE. BILL. OF. THE. OZONE. Deoxys: HOW TF DO I DO THAT Rayquaza: GIVE ME MONEY GOD DAMMIT G.Deoxys: cant you just sell yourself Rayquaza: haha, not if people on the gts are asking for a bidoof in return G.Deoxys: no I mean because you're a worm on a string Rayquaza: .... Rayquaza: that is the 3rd fucking time someone has called me a worm on a string
*all the bots go insane for a reason I forgot I haven't watched destiny deoxys lately ok*
Rayquaza: AAAAAAAAAAAA Rayquaza: WHAT THE FUCK *they swallow him* Deoxys: MAN DOWN I REPEAT MAN DOWN G.Deoxys: and you care because? Deoxys: I don't care lol
*then g.deoxys catches tory and rayquaza gets freed*
Rayquaza: I never thought the day would come where I almost drowned by cubes Deoxys: do you know what virus groudon is Rayquaza: groudon but he caught covid-19?? Deoxys: no Deoxys: go watch jirachi's movie Rayquaza: tch ok
*so*
Rayquaza: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GROUDON-
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I really don't know at this point tbh
Also I'm shiny hunting honedge cause I managed to get the shiny charm after completing the dex in alola
So
Uh
Wish me good luck 1/512 chance I've hatched 350 eggs so far
