What do Legendaries get up to?

Radio Show

so i uh did something similar to this on my other book "not short but cringe stories" *cough* self promotion *cough* and i thought it'd be funny to do here.

so enjoy ig

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*radio music thing*
Zygarde: hello and welcome to the "rayquaza likes ligma" broadcast!
Rayquaza: THATS NOT WHAT ITS CALLED
Landorus: who tf is even listening to this anyway?
Zygarde: probably everyone from heonn since i lied about the broadcast name
Rayquaza: SEE! HE LIED!
Landorus: anyways, if you have at least 69 braincells then you should know what we all have in common
Zygarde: i feel bad for necrozma and the ultra beasts
*meanwhile, necrozma who was listening to it, gets pissed and makes his way to the station*
Landorus: anyways, we all have a 4x weakness to ice.
Rayquaza; pesky fucking snowflake-
Landorus: so if you have any stories to tell us about your life, call 69420.
Zygarde; how tf is that related
Landorus: idk we didn't write a script for this
Rayquaza: people write scripts for the radio??
Zygarde: no they don't... i think

*necrozma busts in*

Landorus: i said CALL, not come and bust the door down
Necrozma: fuck you rayquaza or whoever it was that said they felt bad for me about my braincells
Rayquaza: TF THAT WASNT ME
Necrozma; i don't care, i blame you
Zygarde: we named the broadcast after you so everything is your fault.
Rayquaza: WE DID NOT NAME IT "RAYQUAZA LIKES LIGMA"
Necrozma: rename it to 'necrozma is the best at slapping contests'
Landorus: 'rayquaza is the worst at sass contest'
Rayquaza; i think i might just leave all the group chats and cut myself off from reality
Zygarde: that got deep quick

*so rayquaza leaves and giratina volunteers as the third member since necrozma doesn't count*
Landorus: so giratina, tell us, why did you come here?
Giratina; to tell the universe that arceus isn't real and that you should disrespect donuts
Zygarde; hey but, didn't arceus pay us to-
Giratina: i will pay you to shut up
Landorus: well then, measly humans and crackhead myths and legends, we have our quote of the week.
Zygarde: wait that's a thing now-
Landorus: by yours truly.
Giratina: excuse me, i don't remember you saying that qu-
Landorus: giratina.
Giratina: ...yes
Zygarde; the quote of the week should be "rayquaza likes ligma"
*rayquaza busts through door*
Rayquaza: IM STILL IN THE STUDIO WITH NECROZMA YOU LITTLE SHITS

*so giratina decides that he wants to invite mewtwo over, and does*
Landorus: so mewtwo, do you have any wise words?
Mewtwo; it appears that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant. it's what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Zygarde; to be fair, the writers came up with that, not you-
Giratina: but then you could say this whole book is just the author having a conversation with herself.
*silence*
Mewtwo: so what you're saying is, we don't exist
Giratina: and never did.
Landorus; okay i've heard of 4th wall breaking, but this is going WAY too far-

*so after necrozma goes and fixes the forth wall because rayquaza doesn't want to do it*

Mewtwo: i have a question
Landorus: you should have rung 69420 but go ahead.
Mewtwo: why are you of all unova legendaries here?
Zygarde: the same could be asked for all of us, tbh.
Giratina: yeah, like, why does rayquaza like ligma? why can't, i don't know.. DARKRAI like ligma?
Rayquaza, from the studio: BAHAHAHA YES
Zygarde: but.. we all agreed on the group chat that it was rayquaza-
Landorus: all the humans must be so damn confused

*mewtwo then gets bored and pulls out his spoon*

Mewtwo: this. this spoon. you have NO idea how much it means to me.
Landorus: isn't that spoon the reason s.mewtwo exists?
Zygarde: the spoon didn't just create a new dimension smh
Landorus: wait no i mean-
Giratina: mewtwo please, don't start that all again.
Mewtwo: IT WAS RAYQUAZA'S FAULT GOD DAMMIT
Rayquaza: actually, i think you'll find that LUGIA originally had the idea of stealing it.
Giratina; yeah, but not opening portals to new dimensions
Rayquaza: that was a bonus.
Zygarde: rayquaza get back into the studio before your crush candice comes along
Rayquaza; first of all, fuck you, second of all, she is an ICE type specialist and i would NEVER have a crush on her.
Zygarde: GET INTO THE DAMN STUDIO

*mewtwo gets kicked out but doesn't want to go from the studio exit since rayquaza is there, so he busts through the wall instead*

Giratina: who's gonna pay for that?
Landorus; not m-
Zygarde: WHOEVER CALLS UP IN FIVE SECONDS
*silence*
Zygarde: OH SH- UH NUMBER IS 42069
Landorus: wrong way around
Zygarde: 69420
Giratina: you're both so childish and i love it
*still silence as zygarde picks up the radio phone thing idfk*
Zygarde: IS THAT RAYQUAZA CALLING US??
Rayquaza: BRUH SHUT UP-

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yeah i uh. idfk what i was doing lol

maybe there will be a part 2? i mean i gotta do part 2 of the celebi movie and possibly part 3 of the crow tundra, but this seems fine tbh.

also mewtwo's spoon returns